Incorrect Reaper Quotes

a fanblog for posting incorrect i'm the grim reaper quotes! feel free to submit stuff currently posting once a day, run by one person, i v rarely know anything abt where half of these quotes come from. sometimes i might accidentally use the same one for the same characters twice, it's 'cos my memory is shit

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you alive?

Very much so! But completely behind on ITGR. Whoops. I don't know what's happening there nowadays and haven't been caught up in. Awhile!

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happy new season ✌️

[graveweaver]

party like its 2014

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Judah: I just decided I don’t like you.

Chase: I just decided I don’t care.

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i am p. i am petting him

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Chase: "There's no wrong way to consume media", yes there is.

Scarlet: Yeah, it's why they made switch carts taste so bad.

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Scarlet: You’re alive...

Judah: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Chase: Hey. Ask us why we hate Judah.

Veronica, sighing: Why do you hate Judah?

Chase, pulling out a 200-slide PowerPoint and a 23-page essay: I’m so glad you asked!

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Bernadette: I hope you’re not doing anything foolish.

Azrael: I hope you’re not hoping too hard.

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Chase: This is a bad idea.

Scarlet: You said that already.

Chase: Well, it’s worth saying again.

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Chase: You think something might have happened to Scarlet?

Brook: No, I think Scarlet may have happened to someone.

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Celeste: When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense?

Azrael: Sometimes.

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Scarlet: If poison goes bad, is it more or less poisonous?

Chase: Scarlet, it’s 3am...

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Scarlet: So, how do we stay out of trouble?

Chase: Well, I’m not the right person to ask.

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Brook: Sigh.

Scarlet: Okay, just stop. You’re not even sighing. You’re just saying the word “sigh”.

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Veronica: Chase, my child, my sunshine, my--

Chase: What meme do you want to me to explain this time, mom?

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Chase: Sorry, but you’ll have to be at least my level 10 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Scarlet: ... And what level am I at?

Chase:

Chase: 20. So it all started when--