Dodger: What’s the best way to kill someone?
Enis: Kindness.
Mark: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
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@incorrectresidentenisquotes
Dodger: What’s the best way to kill someone?
Enis: Kindness.
Mark: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
Dodger: Hey, what time is it?
Enis: I don’t know, pass me the kazoo.
Enis: [plays kazoo loudly]
Mark, distantly: whO THE **** IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM?
Enis: It’s 2 am.
I've known Enis for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
-Mark, probably (Source: Brooklyn 99)
[in a situation where Enis is in mild trouble]
Dodger: Are you going to help Enis?
Mark: Nope. I’m gonna try to get another shot at him.
Enis: So be it then; let all Monster Gulch be agreed, I'm wicked through and through. Since I can not succeed Mark, saving you I promise no good deed will I attempt to do again, ever again. No good deed will I do again!
Hi!
Quick reminder that we run on submissions. (Also, additional reminder that I wrote some Resident Enis fanfic, if anyone wants a link shoot a message to my main: @the-angst-alchemist )
But yeah! Although this blog seems deader than our hopes for Resident Enis 3, we're just lying in wait for submissions!
-Admin Hannah
Mark: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 809 islands, 204 countries, and yet I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you two. Dodger: There are 8 planets, you uncultured swine! Mark: VIVA LA PLUTO F*** YOU!!!
hey y'all a little reminder
We run on submissions! Like the quotes? Give us more. We shall spread them to our small audience. Please. Please help.
Please.
Or I'll spam you all with Portal 2.
I Forget If I've Submitted This Before, But Either Way - Here:
Dodger: Cheer up Enis, no need to feel so sad - so chin up Enis - it's really not so bad! & just between us, there's still a million ways to put that grin back on your face! Enis: Like what. exactly? Dodger, hoisting herself up to stand on the table: Well ... *deep breath* Dodger, yelling at the top of her lungs: GUILD HO! GUILD HO! HORDE HO TO VICTORY! NO SUM OF GOLD COULD BY A BETTER LIFE - ALL ELSE IS MISERY! GUILD HO! GUILD HO! HORDE HO TO VICTORY! SO GRAB A BEER & FLEX YOUR PECS, IT'S TIME FOR US TO MARCH! Dodger: *deep breath* Enis, confused: huh? Mark, groaning from a distance: ....ugh... not THIS song again...
Hey, everyone!
Although my fellow mod and I are rather good at this (Not) we run on submissions! So please... help us keep Incorrect RE quotes running with some submissions!
(Also, does anyone have any good fanfic for starving!Enis or vampire!Mark? Asking for a friend.)
-Admin Hannah
sorry to bother you, but I was thinking about a conversation between supernatural friends I overheard a few years ago, and thought of this blog (whoops the fangs in question actually belong to a werewolf)
Enis: (MARK! MARK! MARK!)
Mark, clearly irritated, from a few feet away: (WHAT)
Enis, happily: (My fangs finally came in - look!)
Dodger, practically teleporting from the other side of the room a significant distance away: (wHAT LET ME SEE)
Mark: You always do this.
Enis: Do what?
Mark: Make jokes to distract me from whatever's about to kill us.
Enis: What else are jokes for?
I think about what, and who I love, and I think about them in danger, and I could tear this bloody house down with my teeth! You have no IDEA how strong I am!
Dodger, probably
I have nothing to give but my unyielding love for hansil ;)
-Dodger about Mark/Enis, probably
Enis: Are we having a moment?
Mark: If by moment you mean I don't want to strangle you for the first time since we met then sure.
Enis: I'll take that.
I feel so bad because I have no quotes to offer, only my unyielding love.
That's okay! We love your fellow fan enthusiasm. Admin Hannah sent me a bunch of quote suggestions, so we're filling up the queue a bit, no worries. :)
Love that you're enjoying our blog!
- Admin Silvia
Mark: Just tell me what I need to know.
Enis: In order... to find the key...
Mark: Yes?
Enis: You must perform a ritual... in a tutu. Pillock!
Mark: All right. Someone get the chainsaw.