Incorrect Rise of the Guardians Quotes

Just a bunch of quotes that could be said by the Guardians, Pitch and the children. Join the ROTG discord (send a message if the link has expired): https://discord.gg/Ceh2bypwee

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Bunnymund: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that.

Jack Frost: What’s wrong with “sticky nut juice”?

Bunny: Everything! Every fucking thing!!

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Not bad Jack, hope for you yet.

Bunnymund

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“fuck it we ball” (malnourished, heavy eye bags, dehydrated, and on the verge of insanity)

Jack Frost

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Pitch: Jack gave me a get better soon card.

Tooth: That’s sweet.

Pitch: No, I’m not sick. He just thinks I can do better.

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Righteousness without power is an opinion.

Pitch

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If we fight amongst ourselves, Pitch will kill us all.

North to the Guardians

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But what would be the point of all the pain and sacrifice if I wasn't willing to stand up and keep fighting?

North

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I will not be havin’ attitude from JACK FROST!

Bunnymund or Pitch

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Ever since I created the Guardians, Pitch's gone off the deep end.

The Man in the Moon

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Jack Frost: That can't be right.

Pitch Black: Are you calling me a liar?

Jack: Uh, isn't that kind of what you do for a living?

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After Pitch gives Jack Frost back his tooth box:

Jack: What did you do?

Pitch: What I had to.

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Today's forecast calls for a 100% chance of adventure!

North or Jack Frost

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Your best friend is a magnet for danger.

Bunnymund to North about Jack Frost

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I hope you're ready to die. It's gonna be like Evangelion. Get the fuck out.

Pitch unleashing his plan to destroy the Guardians

[sparkmender]

I miss nightlight all the time

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Your quiet support means the world to me, as does your tacit endorsement of all my behaviors.

Jack Frost to Sandy

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Oh yeah. Yeah, it sounds like an irritating Berk asking me so many irritating questions.

Bunnymund about Jack Frost