Incorrect Rise of the Guardians Quotes

Just a bunch of quotes that could be said by the Guardians, Pitch and the children. Join the ROTG discord (send a message if the link has expired): https://discord.gg/Ceh2bypwee

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North: Cutting down the enemy as they approach… Ah, what a thrill!

Bunnymund: I’d appreciate it if you held off on the homicidal remarks until after you put your weapon down.

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I always make things worse.

Jack Frost in his lowest moment

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You and I, we’re a lot alike. Willing to lay our lives down for the right cause.

North to Jack Frost

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When Bunnymund is meditating:

Tooth: Bunny? Please forgive my interruption, but have you seen North?

Bunny: No.

Tooth: Oh. [Turns to leave, but stops] Perhaps you have seen Jack? Sandy?

Bunny: My eyes are CLOSED, Tooth. I haven't seen anyone.

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Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy.

Jack Frost to Pitch

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North: A great leap forward often requires taking two steps back.

Jack Frost: And sometimes all it requires is the will to jump.

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I felt this pain for so long, it's all I know.

Jack Frost and Pitch about their past

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Holy sherbet!

The Guardians exclaiming when the kids are around

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Okay, let's drop this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation.

Jack Frost wanting to change the subject

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Ah, I see we meet again. For the first last time.

Pitch to the weakened Guardians

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I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I’m going to do.

Jack Frost

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Pitch Black: I don't know whether to kiss you, kill you, or dissect you.

Jack Frost: Let me guess. Maybe all three.

Pitch: Yes, good plan!

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Bunnymund: Jack, as your friend, I have to tell you that trusting Pitch is not a good idea.

Jack Frost: No. No. I know. But maybe he’s worth the trouble.

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I hate when you’re accidentally right.

Bunnymund to North and Jack Frost

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I wouldn’t really describe us as friends.

Pitch to the Guardians regarding his relationship with Jack Frost

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Oh, boy it pains me to see Pitch hurt like that.

Jack Frost

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Pitch: Why are you so nice?

Jack Frost: It costs nothing to be kind.

Pitch: Shutting the fuck up is also free.