Totally legit you guys

Incorrect Sally Face Quotes SF and all its properties belong to Portable Moose/Steve Gabry

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Sal: Be the reason why you are haunted. go someplace forbidden, read something in a dead language, straight up fuck a demon.

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Red Eyed Demon: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?

Sal: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Red Eyed Demon: Hoho! Then come as close as you like!

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Lost a follower for that last post. Mad because I’m an adult who can differentiate fiction from reality huh.

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Hot take: The SF ending was fine. It didn’t overstate its welcome, ended on a sad but vague note that allows Steve to continue in the future, and had just as much weird shit as the other episodes did.

Did lots of our faves die? Yes! But Steve doesn’t owe anyone a happy “everyone lives” ending, and it was pretty clear from the moment Larry was revealed as dead that no character was safe. I miss SF, but I’m happy I got to experience it with my best friends. We laughed, we cried, we screamed when everyone started dropping like flies in ep 5.

Also Salarry is still a good ship, die mad about it, the “best friends to datefriends” dynamic is adorable and they’re cute.

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Happy Pride Monf from your favorite sporadically active meme blog!

Asexuals, Aromantics, Demiromantics, Gray Aces, Gray Aros, anyone who identifies as A-spec is LGBT+ Regardless of whether or not they have any other identity to go with it!

A-specs are inherently LGBT+ and exclusionists are ugly and recycle biphobic and TERF rhetoric against aces and should not follow me ever, on any blog.

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Cultists: We’ve got your son

Lisa: My son just came home an hour ago!

Cultists: He was really nice and made us reevaluate our life choices and even offered to get help for us, can you please pick him up?

Lisa: Oh my god you have Sal

Cultists: We’re going to become a band

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Sal: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both.

Sal: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Travis: A couple o’ sinners came up to the lunch table the other day

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Diane, in the afterlife: Hit or miss, I guess he took the kids, huh?

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Just curious, do you have a head canon for Sal's gender? Cause I personally head canon Sal as v much genderfluid.

My gender hc for Sal is gender non-conforming boy

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Chinken nugget.

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Can’t believe I’m finally popular enough to get my posts stolen on the internet

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Sal: So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties--

Ashley: [Losing her mind on the ground]

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Travis: Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn’t hit you right in the face

Larry: I’m the last of my species

Sal: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends

Ashley: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me

Todd: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day

Chug: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm

Maple: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour

Mr. Phelps: It would be way too rewarding

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Sal: Is she… you know…. [takes wonder woman pose] bisexual?

Larry: What is Wonder Woman’s pose? I hope that means you lift a tank.

Todd: You hold up your wrists and cross them like you’re about to deflect bullets.

Sal: I’d rather lift a tank, but that’s cool too

Sal: Is she… you know… [lifts a tank] bisexual?

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Sal: Being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

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I still support and ship Salarry and no I don’t take criticism or debate on this because I am an adult with a healthy separation of fiction and reality, thank u