Incorrect Scandal Quotes

I'm pretty sure Shonda has these written down somewhere? Submissions are OPEN and will go into the queue!

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Quinn: wait why are you here Huck

Huck: Me? Nothing I was just uh well, you know how I always say um I just uh..... I like to watch you sleep sometimes. And by sometimes I mean often.

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Not really a question, but a statement. I've stumbled across your page and these quotes have inspired me to write 😂 So thank you!

i have no idea when this was sent but im so happy this page inspired you!

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Quinn: Elmo from Sesame Street is the only puppet or non-human to testify before Congress in 2002, advocating for increased funding in music programs.

Huck: That’s a lie, Grover came to my arson trial.

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Rowan: I assume you know this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in B613.

Jake: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Huck, to baby Robin: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.

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Olivia: Fine then!

Jake: Fine!

Olivia: Fine!

Quinn around the corner with a bowl of popcorn: They so like each other.

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Charlie: This is my ex-girlfriend, Quinn.

Quinn: I told you to stop introducing me like that.

Quinn: I’m his wife.

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Cyrus: Ok Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Cyrus:

Cyrus: Alexa, how do I get-

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[running to catch up Olivia and Abby]

Quinn: [screaming] WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME!

[Two others people stop, and look at her]

Quinn: Wait, wait. No, not you - I don't even know you!

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I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 5 o'clock this morning

Cyrus Beene, probably 

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“When I was married to your mother, I was the provider. She was the unquenchable bonfire that consumed my time, money, and youth.”

Rowan, to Olivia, probably

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Olivia: Do you know what I realized last night?

Mellie: That you can't drink half a bottle of wine in the tub and can't get out without help?

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Charlie: Ballard what’s your street name?

Jake: Lil’ Jake.

Charlie: You live on a street called Lil’ Jake?

Jake: Oh you meant my address?

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David: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Jake: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Huck: You can’t expect me to stab somebody on an empty stomach.

Abby: I’d prefer you didn’t stab anyone at all.

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Me and Fitz broke up due to religious incompatibility. He didn’t accept that I was a goddess.

Mellie Grant, probably

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Jake [about Olivia]: I should warn you, I’m not very good at keeping secrets from her. She has been known to use physical torture.

Mellie: You mean she tickles you.

Jake: As I said, physical torture.