Stuff Seven and Co. have totally said

Not really, but I am totally starved for content

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Thirteen: Why are Mad Dog and Meow sitting with their backs to each other?

Seven: They had a fight.

Thirteen: Then why are they holding hands?

Seven They get sad when they fight.

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Seven: Am I in trouble?

Jiang: Take a guess.

Seven: No?

Jaing: Take another guess.

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Seven: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Dai Bo: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Seven: So are we flirting right now?

Thirteen: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Seven: That doesn’t answer my question.

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Seven: What's your biggest fear.

Thirteen: The deaths of everyone I love while I stand by powerless to save them.

Seven: Damn that's deep.

Seven: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Dachun: I trust Seven.

Eleven: You think he knows what he's doing?

Dachun: I wouldn't go that far.

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Seven: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Fa: If?

Ichiro: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Seven: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Dai Bo: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Seven: Yes.

Dai Bo: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Eleven: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of my life.

Dachun: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Eleven:

Eleven: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of my life.

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Thirteen: How do you do that?

Seven: I'm fearless.

Thirteen: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Seven: I'm mostly fearless.

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Seven, covering the phone to talk to Xiao Fei: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.

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Prince of Stan: I'm always incredibly appropriate. In high school, I was voted "Most Appropriate."

Seven: Ooh, self burn! Those are rare.

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Da Chun: Are you trying to seduce me?

Eleven: Why, are you seducible?

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Dai Bo: Seven, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Seven: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Thirteen: I’m going to take you out

Seven: great, it’s a date!

Thirteen: I meant that as a threat.

Seven: See you at five!

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Eleven: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Da Chun, hater of assassins: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Prince of Stan, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Cola: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Prince of Stan, with the tone of someone who is used to Cola: Outstanding.

Prince of Stan: This is what I’m talking about people.