Quote the Gods

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Chronos: What part of “I’m a cyborg” are you people still not getting?

Hades: The core concept, I guess.

[kingjinxii]

Cu Chulainn: Why dae folk ask me stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if a gony be like aye Moira yer spot on thay Loki's ben feedin

King Arthur, lowering his sword: What the fuck are you saying

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#Ah Muzen Cab

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Thanatos: The only thing that is permanent in life, is impermanence.

Loki: Awesome. Eggs? Breakfast?

Thanatos: No. I’d like a Bloody Mary.

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Bellona: That’s a bad idea, when ever you get involved, someone gets hurt

Sol: I’m just palling around with the guys, how’s anyone gonna get hurt?

[Cure an “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” title card screen]

[Sol sets Bellona on fire]

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Da ji: Look, look, no panty line because… no panties

Skadi: [wincing] there was just no preparing for that one

[iaintlionaround]

Puns of the Gods

Ah puch runs a laundry on his down time called op wash

Amc's favorite anime is naruto, beelieve it!

Jing wei has a great sense of direction, you could say she never loses her jing way

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Jing Wei: Ne Za, Is that a weed?!

Ne Za: No, its a crayon

Jing Wei: I’m calling the police!!!

Jing Wei: [Dials 911 on a microwave]

Microwave: 911 what is your emergency?

[X-Files theme song]

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Da Ji: Scylla’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Aphrodite: Boys?

Scylla: Homicide.

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this but its Loki

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[after a 1v1 that went in the favor of The Usurper]

Susano: Hey, Set. That was a pretty good fight, huh?

Set: Yeah.

[Set gets up and starts to walk away]

Susano: Don’t worry about me, Set. I just got to catch my breath. I’ll catch up to you, Set.

[Set stops and turns to look at him]

Set: No, you won’t.

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Aphrodite, removing her heart shaped glasses: I beg your fucking pardon?

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Thoth: [To Bastet] I swear, if you throw my book on the floor one more time, you’ll wake up in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else’s name!

Nieth: That’s actually kinda scary.

Bastet: Nah. Wouldn’t be the first time.

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Aphrodite: [power walks past on her phone] …and they were roommates…

Tyr: [wearing cool sunglasses] Oh my god, and they were roommates

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Cernunnos: Good God, have you ever talked to a women before?

Cu Chulain: Yes, I’ve talked to women before. And, no, I don’t need your help.

Cernunnos: Was it during the birth canal, or…?

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Discordia: You wouldn’t happen to have a breath mint, would you?

Artio:Why, yes, I do. It’s in my bag.

Discordia: Well, pop it! It’s not doing you any good in there

Artio: How offensive!

Discordia: Honey, it’s your breath not mine.