SNSD, probably

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Yuri: Alright. Understood, your honor. [Hangs up the phone]

Sooyoung: Oh, were you talking to a judge?

Yuri: That was Jessica.

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Tiffany: Hey boo! :)

Taeyeon:

Tiffany: ?

Taeyeon: it's not halloween yet

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taeyeon: you know I love all these newer girl groups, with their badass concepts, swinging swords n shit... this is what life is all about. no men, just swords. why didn't we ever get swords?

yoona: we did, don't you remember The Boys?

taeyeon: why would I want to remember boys I literally just said no men just swords

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Sunny doesn’t have a life plan. She doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that she wrote to herself that said, 'Put on pants'.

Taeyeon

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to taeyeon

Jessica: You and I are like that red wall. It’s a good idea in theory, but somehow it doesn’t quite work.

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I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.

Taeyeon

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Hyoyeon: If you need anything, just ask.

Hyoyeon: Someone else.

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Taeyeon: I'm always in the mood ;)

Taeyeon: To cry

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Tiffany: I'm absolutely BOOKED... I've got three shows in one day, I have an award to pick up, there's another Vogue interview, gosh I'm so busy I just have so much t

Taeyeon:

Tiffany: I'M ON MY WAY

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Yuri: I want a nickname that means something. That has a cool backstory. You know?

Hyoyeon: My high school nickname was "Mirage"

Yuri: See--

Sooyoung: Because she was never there.

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Taeyeon: I'm just going to do whatever I want to do!

Seohyun:

Taeyeon:

Taeyeon: ...within legal boundaries.

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Yuri: We love each other. She makes the bass drop in my heart.

Jessica: And Yuri is a person who was near me, and then she asked me to marry her, and there is nothing in SM rules that specifically barred that from happening. So I agreed.

Yuri: Love you too, babe.

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hyoyeon: people always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "what the fuck that's illegal" or "you can't do that" let me talk dear god

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Jessica: Step aside! Out of my way, filth!

Seohyun: She means no offense! I'm sure you bathe regularly!

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Hyoyeon: don't leave me

Yoona: I can't work with you.

Hyoyeon: but i'm working!

Yoona: YOU'RE MAKING ASMR VIDEOS

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My greatest character flaw is that I am attracted to men.

Miss Tiffany Young, probably

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Hey you dont need to reply but Pls post more often~ Its just that your the only one that does snsd ones and your so good! Pls try!

ahh thanks for sending this in!! I have a few in my drafts but I get worried that no one thinks this blog is funny so I rarely post. If you guys have submissions please feel free!! I’ll try to post more frequently just for you anon :)