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These are hilarious!!! I spent all day reading these and was sad when I finally got to the end. But not for long, because it's so enjoyable to just read a random one again :)
ah thanks! maybe one day i'll revive this blog if i hyperfixate on som again.... then again i may have already used all the incorrect quotes there are in the world considering how hard it used to be to find more lol. im glad someone's still enjoying this
Alucard: I like all the Antari. Delilah Bard and *looks at smudged writing on hand*
Alucard: Kelly Marshmallow
Alucard: Don't worry, Bard. We're with you.
Lenos: Are we?
Alucard: Yes.
No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.
Emira, to her sons
Lila: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Holland: I’m aware of that.
Lila: But then you and I had some time together.
Holland: Uh-huh.
Lila: It did not get better.
Rhy, thinking: don’t let him know how awkward you are
Alucard: nice weather
Rhy: thanks
Lila: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.
Kell: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.
FUCK your head and the neck it rode in on!
Lila
“Now let’s be clear, I don’t love her, okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown suede vest.”
- Kell in A Gathering of Shadows
after being brought back to life
Kell: How are you doing?
Rhy: I can walk, I can fight...I'm not as pretty.
One time Prince Rhy came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. I don’t really like that guy. But I admire his lifestyle.
Red London citizen
Emira: You have to pick your battles.
Emira: One of the battles that I picked was to stop Rhy from running plastic tubes all over the palace and placing hamsters inside of them.
Emira: He was gonna call it Tube City.
Rhy: So, the hairdresser shows up at noon tomorrow.
Lila: Great, and while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.
Rhy: I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearER", right?
Rhy: Okay, look into my eyes and say, "I promise I'm not bringing a dangerous wild animal to your wedding."
Rhy: How did you get in here?
Alucard: The window, or as I like to call it, the "Alucard Door"
Rhy: At this point in my life, I’m not looking for a boyfriend.
Alucard: I understand.
Rhy: You do?
Alucard: Yeah. It would be weird for you to look for a boyfriend when you have me.
Lila, spinning in Holland's desk chair: Hey, look at me, I'm Holland!
Kell: He doesn't generally spin that much.
Lila: Right, right. This is Holland. "Oh, no. I can't do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I'm thinking of snapping on Friday."
You are skating on thin egg shells right now!
Maxim, to Kell
