Haruhi: This date is boring.
Kyon: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Haruhi: Then why did you invite me?
Kyon: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.
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Haruhi: This date is boring.
Kyon: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.
Haruhi: Then why did you invite me?
Kyon: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.
Haruhi: *pitches an idea*.
Koizumi, impressed: huh, there might be something here!
Kyon, under his breath: yeah, a lawsuit.
Haruhi: Attention! Someone new is gonna be joining the S.O.S Brigade!
Mikuru: On purpose?
Kyon: Are we stealing them?
Yuki: New or used?
Haruhi: Wonderful responses, all of you.
Haruhi: You need them to think you’re stronger than you actually are.
Mikuru: [gasps] Is that what you do?
Haruhi: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish them.
*Kyon and Haruhi are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Haruhi: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Kyon, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Haruhi: Ok guys, we need to get through this locked door right now. Kyon, your credit card please.
Kyon: Here.
Haruhi, pocketing it: Thanks! Koizumi, destroy the door.