#source: incorrect quotes generator

[incorrecttwsted]

[lesbianandstressing]

Rumi: Truth or dare?

Mira: Truth.

Rumi: What’s your biggest fear?

Mira: Zoey with a caffeine addiction.

Zoey: *vibrating* I can see sounds!

[ditzybat]

Dick: Hey Damian, when’s your birthday?

Freshly free from the league Damian: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Dick: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday?

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: I’m a very moderate, peaceful Jedi.

Obi-Wan: Yesterday you threw a chair at Anakin.

Ahsoka: That was a very moderate, peaceful compromise from the table I was about to throw at him.

[beekneelsformommy]

Y/N: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Natasha: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Y/N:

Natasha: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Wanda: We know what you meant.

[romanoffshouse]

Y/N: Babe, you've had a crush on me? That's embarrassing.

Natasha: We're married.

[thepitt-incorrect]

Mel: Favorite horror movie?

Santos: It

Joy: Saw

Javadi: Annabelle

Whitaker: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: This bloodline ends with me.

Donnie: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".