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A: If not now, when?!

B: Literally any other time!!!

A, after getting thrown in the dungeon where B is: Well, that's not the best start to a rescue attempt.

B (with immense sass): This was a rescue attempt??

A: Come on, then.

B: Just a few more hours.

A: It's C's got night shifts, B.

B:

A: ...no later than ten, then.

A: do you need a hug?

B: oh, what do I look like?

B: *walks away*

A:

B: *walks back*

A:

B: yeah, I'll take the hug.

A: Buy her some flowers.

B: It's not like that. Besides, I don't know if she's the flower sort.

A: We're all the flower sort.

A: How are we still only in 5th place?

B: 5th is good! We moved up, you should be happy.

C: Oh, what medal do you get for 5th? Mm, none! What you get is a slap in the face and then Dad makes you walk behind the car the whole way home.

B: I am...so sorry, C.

A: Do you happen to know my blood type?

B: Yeah, B positive.

A: *ripping the iv out of his arm* Well, guessed wrong. Hey, Craig?!

A, to B: You suck at being selfish.

A: I just wanted to say thank you for everything that you've taught me. I know you may not see yourself as my mentor, but-

B: Of course I do. I've been mentoring you all this time.

A: What?!

B: This is day 1,282 of a nine-year mentorship. Under ordinary circumstances I wouldn't reveal this to you until day 3,300.

A: Agree to disagree.

B: I don't agree, you're wrong.

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