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Ginny: What are you gonna do today, Jacob?

Jacob: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Alyssa: Bees don't even have knees, so if someone says you're the bees' knees, it means that you're nothing and not real.

Ginny: In fact, they do. Bees have segmented legs, consisting of parts called a coax, a trachanter, a femur, a tibia, and a tarsus. The joints between which are considered to be 'knees'.

Jacob: u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle.

#alyssa #ginny #jacob #trio #sauce: tumblr

Alyssa: I wasted an entire year doing absolutely nothing.

Alex: Hey. How about a job stating the obvious? You're pretty good at that.

#savage alex #alex #alyssa #sauce: that 70's show

Molly: Hello, Jacob. Make anyone cry today?

Jacob: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

#molly #jacob #sauce: 10 things i hate about you

Alex: You promised not to tell.

Molly: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, Alex. Welcome to the real world.

#alex #molly #sauce: internet

Alyssa: You'll be sorry. The Wolf Man is gonna scare you big time.

Sean: If you don't scare me, nothing will.

#alyssa #sean #sauce: full house

Sir, we all have cats we'd rather be playing with right now.

Molly

#molly #sauce: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Alyssa: Did you guys know that when you stop menstruating, it's called "menopause"?

Alex: What?

Alyssa: Yeah, God takes your period away and it makes you really irritable. I was thinking that's why Jacob's been so grouchy lately...because he's going through menopause.

Jacob: Dude, shut your fucking mouth.

Alyssa: See what I mean, you guys?

#alyssa #alex #jacob #sauce: south park #cursing //

Sean: I will call all the males "Daves" and all the all the females "Molly's".

Molly: Molly is actually my name!

Sean: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.

#sean #molly #sauce: scrubs

Alyssa: There's been 10 assaults already this year.

Ginny: Can't you just station a Park Ranger out here?

Alyssa: We have! Who do you think they're assaulting?

#alyssa #ginny #sauce: parks and recreation

Alyssa: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it's disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

Molly: What's wrong with you? Peas are delicious.

Jacob: Gay people are delicious too.

Sean: No dessert for you until you eat all of your gays.

Alex: What the fuck just happened here

Ginny: Be quiet and eat your gays.

#everyone because let's be real #sauce: tumblr

I don't wanna leave my bed. My bed is my friend. It gives me warm blanket hugs.

Ginny

#ginny #sauce: hannah montanna

Molly: There's no such thing as a born cheerleader.

Molly: It takes hard work and sacrifice.

Molly: You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training?