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@incorrectspellmans
Hey guys! Sorry for going MIA lately. I’ve been struggling with my mental health these past few months and I’ve been trying to keep my head above water. I’m going to do better at making sure I post here. I just want to thank you all for following this page and your support!
Aunt Hilda: Which movie are you and Nick going to see tonight, dearie?
Sabrina: Oh, we always just go to whichever movie Nick wants to see.
Aunt Hilda: Which movie does he want to see?
Sabrina: I haven’t decided yet.
Sabrina: You’re blocking the view.
Nick: I am the view, Spellman.
Sabrina: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Nick a little bit.
Ambrose: You doodled your wedding invitation...
Sabrina: That’s our joint tombstone.
Ambrose: My mistake....
Hilda: How do Ambrose and Sabrina usually get out of these messes?
Zelda: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Ambrose: I made tea.
Sabrina: I don’t want tea.
Ambrose: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea...
Sabrina: Then why did you tell me?
Ambrose: It’s a conversation starter.
Sabrina: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Ambrose: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate cousin!
Sabrina: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
Zelda: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.
Hilda: We can’t kill the poor man, Zelds!
Zelda: Not with that attitude, we can’t
Prudence: We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple!
Ambrose: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?
Prudence: We’re not having this conversation again...
Sabrina: I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Ambrose: You were flirting with Nick
Sabrina: So what? He’s my husband!
Ambrose: You asked him if he was single and cried when he said he wasn’t...
Sabrina: I'll suffer in silence
Zelda: You're suffering very noisily as far as I'm concerned
Ambrose: *walks in the room* How’s the most handsome man in the world doing?
Nick: *looks up from book* I don’t know, how are you?
Ambrose: *voice cracking* I’m fine...
Sabrina: I mean, now that I'm thinking about it that makes sense
Ambrose: I didn't know you actually thought through things, cousin
Sabrina: Only sometimes
Zelda: You should try doing it more often, I think that would benefit us all..
Hilda: What’s a thot?
Sabrina: Umm...it’s a thoughtful person auntie.
*later at the dinner table*
Zelda: Here’s the salt.
Hilda: Thanks Zelds! You’re such a thot!
Ambrose: *spits out wine*
Zelda: He died of natural causes.
Hilda: You pushed him off a roof, Zelds.
Zelda: Gravity is natural.
Nick: Spellman, I need to get something off my chest.
Sabrina: *crosses fingers* Please tell me it’s your shirt..
Nick: That sounds like a terrible plan, Spellman.
Ambrose: Oh, believe me, she’s had worse.