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CN: Truth or dare?

Elektra: Truth.

CN: What's your credit card number?

Elektra: Never mind, dare.

CN: I dare you to give me your credit card number.

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Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?

- Elektra

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Greaseball: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Flat-Top: Okay-

Dinah: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!

Flat-Top, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

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Of course you have red hair and homosexual tendencies

- Tassita, to Dinah

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Belle: I'm having a salad for dinner!

Carrie: ...

Belle: Well, fruit salad.

Belle: Actually, it's mostly grapes.

Carrie: ...

Belle: Okay, it's all grapes.

Belle: Fermented grapes.

Carrie: ...

Belle: ...

Carrie: ...

Belle: It's wine.

Belle: I'm having wine for dinner.

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Dustin: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Flat-Top: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Greaseball: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Elektra: ...

Elektra: I like you.

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Slick, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Momma

Momma, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Lumber: Slick said it's my turn with the braincell.

Porter: Square up.

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Joule: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

Volta: Stop.

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Greaseball: I hate to disagree with you

Electra: Please, you love to disagree with me more than anything, it's your favourite thing in the world.

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Greaseball: Well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid

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Electra: Some of you guys are fucked up. Not me though because I'm cool and hot

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Volta: Cracking open a cold one with the girls except it's my icy heart and they're teaching me how to love again

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Slick: I think "I was doing a bit" is an extremely valid courtroom defense

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Flat-Top: I recently had a thought. Which, as you can imagine, was stressful.

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Dinah: Hey can I call you back my wife has the zoomies and I need to take him for a walk

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