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Greaseball: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Flat-Top: Okay-

Dinah: *gleefully runs past* I'm coming!

Flat-Top, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

#mod: caboosey #starlight express #stex #incorrectstarlightquotes #isq #dinah #flat-top #Greaseball #freight #coaches

I've come to make an announcement. Red Caboose is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his train fucking engine dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." So I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Red Caboose you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Starlight Express? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too...

Electra

#starlight express #electra #stex #electra the electric engine #this had to be done #source: snapcube #incorrectstarlightquotes

I follow @incorrectstarlightquotes and I found this one to be particularly funny.

#my art #not my quote #not my characters #incorrectstarlightquotes #starlight Express #cb #poppa #stex

Greaseball: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Elektra: ...

Elektra: I like you.

#mod: caboosey #this is Wembley in my head but feel free to interpret #starlight express #stex #incorrectstarlightquotes #isq #Greaseball #Elektra

Slick, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Momma

Momma, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

#mod: caboosey #starlight express #stex #incorrectstarlightquotes #isq #slick #momma

Lumber: Slick said it's my turn with the braincell.

Porter: Square up.

#mod: caboosey #starlight express #stex #incorrectstarlightquotes #isq #lumber #porter

Joule: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

Volta: Stop.

#mod: caboosey #starlight express #stex #incorrectstarlightquotes #isq #joule #volta #components