Incorrect Star Wars Legends Quotes

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Leia Organa: Han, I need your help.

Han Solo: Alright, but it's gonna cost you.

Leia Organa: You owe me 60 thousand dollars.

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Myn Donos: I'm gonna be alright. Wedge Antilles: Myn Donos: Had a teensy weensy breakdown, but now I'm cured.

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Gavin Darklighter: You’re an awful person.

Erisi D'Larit: Maybe. But, I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

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a very happy pride month to juhani from knights of the old republic, star wars’ first queer character and one of - if not the first - positive portrayals of a lesbian woman in a video game!!

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Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can’t let fear rule your life! Anakin Skywalker: Of course I can! That’s my thing!

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I've got a sword, who needs a therapist?

Jaina Solo

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Luke Skywalker: Good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest girl, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest Mara Jade: Hello, Skywalker

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Jaina Solo: I am not my mother; I am not my father, but a third, worse thing Zekk: Their daughter

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losing it rn

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Force Essence Transfer: Not divinely forbidden, just divinely strongly reccomended against.

Callista Ming

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Revan: I’m sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight.

Mission: Oh? Was that a fight?

Revan: Are you kidding? Bastila said “You’ll have to excuse me” instead of “Please, excuse me”. May as well spit in my face.

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Gethzerion: Your bones- Han Solo: No good sentence starts with "your bones."

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If I had a nickel for every time I romantically pursued a presumed widow whose husband returned as a brainwashed Imperial agent, I'd have two nickels.  Which isn't a lot, but it's kind of weird that it happened twice.

Wedge Antilles

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Hang on, who's the other one? Iella Wessiri obviously, that's one.

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in the Aftermath series in canon, Wedge's love interest Norra Wexley has the same deal. I don't normally deal in canon here, but I think it is so funny that of all the Legends Wedge plots to do, they canonized this one

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We’re not murder hobos. I’m still a doctor.

Ton Phanan

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Leia Organa: I hate him.

Winter: Me too.

Leia Organa: You have no idea who I'm talking about.

Winter: Solidarity, sister.

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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Qui-Gon: You know when grownups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to you to make you feel better?

Obi-Wan: Yes.

Qui-Gon: Everything's going to be fine.