incorrectstatehouse

[bleucalire]

Smitten, I believe ✨

[batsbirdsandspeedstersohmy]

@greatinternetllama

[incorrectstatehouse]

THE SWEETEST BOY

[incorrectstatehouse]

Gov: I know what God really wants damn it

Gov: He wants me to kill my motherfucking self! That’s why he fucks with me!

Gov: That’s why he gave me a fucked up life!

Gov: But jokes on him, I’m not giving the motherfucker the satisfaction!

[incorrectstatehouse]

Mass: (starts a Revolution) Wow!

Mass: We’ll this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life

[incorrectstatehouse]

Utah and Illythia: (in love) Idaho and his spouse: (in love) Caliornia: Oh look at us we're in love and not dead inside, get fucked both of you

[incorrectstatehouse]

Gov gesturing at Loui: I learned classical French not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up

[incorrectstatehouse]

Utah: (drops box) Hot Belgium waffles!

Utah: Wait I’m not in the church anymore!

Utah: I can swear for real!

Utah: (deep breath) FUUUUU-

[incorrectstatehouse]

Hey your last post here’s the source for your quote. https://youtu.be/4xX1pMn8LvA?si=lV9ROeDBzW7mbptP

Huh

I had no idea that was him

[incorrectstatehouse]

Oklahoma: (looking for Texas in a Walmart) Ma’am have you seen my friend?

Oklahoma: He’s about this tall, wears a cowboy hat, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet

[halcyonlauren]

idc: I have to grovel, I hate groveling. I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the Sun King. I think about that all the time. gov: You DO?

[abcwordsurge]

Utah: I think we're missing something.

New Mex: Teamwork?

Arizona: Cohesion?

Colorado: A general sense of what we're doing?

[silelda]

Gov: Just don't click the big, red "End Stream" button.

Florida: Oh crap.

Gov: I know you like big red buttons, but don't click that one!

Source: Second Wind - Launch Party

[lizardtheacorn]

hey have some austin for your troubles

[abcwordsurge]

Utah: How do you feel about children?

Arizona: They're okay I guess. Like if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at them

Utah: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Arizona: I just said I wouldn't

[incorrectstatehouse]

Texas: Oh, you think you’re real cute, don’t ya?

Illinois: Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.

(source: Our Flag Means Death)

[laurenillustrated]

The March Sisters 📚

Little Women illustration based on the book!

[phemiec]

YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

[liminalspacetime]

He literally has a twin brother but the implication here is much funnier

[silelda]

Florida: I'll settle for a cup of coffee.

Louisiana: Are you okay?

Florida: Yeah, why?

Louisiana: In the time we've known each other, I've seen you ingest all manner of strange things, but I've never known you to be a coffee drinker. You're way more likely to snort a crushed-up caffeine pill than fix yourself a cup of joe.