Steampunk Giraffes

100% misinformation about our favorite robot band!

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Spg bots were actually Steamworld ocs at the start.

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Hello Everyone!

I do hope you have an enjoyable night/day

It has occured to me with my new busy schedual that I can not be on Tumblr As often as I want. So I need to give my admin position to someone else. 

If you are interested in taking this page from me please contact the page via pm. I will ask you the same questions I was asked before having the page handed down to me. 

If you wish for others to help you like where supposed to help me. That can happen as well.

Thank you all for your love and support and I am so happy I got to be your admin for a little while. 

-Maddhatter

[incorrectsteampoweredgiraffe]

Hello Everyone!

I do hope you have an enjoyable night/day

It has occured to me with my new busy schedual that I can not be on Tumblr As often as I want. So I need to give my admin position to someone else. 

If you are interested in taking this page from me please contact the page via pm. I will ask you the same questions I was asked before having the page handed down to me. 

If you wish for others to help you like where supposed to help me. That can happen as well.

Thank you all for your love and support and I am so happy I got to be your admin for a little while. 

-Maddhatter

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cabbagiez said to incorrectsteampoweredgiraffe:

sometimes The Spine can't help but belt out Dancing Queen. he's not even 17.

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hatchworth is called that because rabbit saw him when he hatched from his egg and wasn't very creative in the naming

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Leopold Ecpeditus is literally just Sam Luke going on a walk with Carlisle and getting lost

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The Spine: I’m just a normal guy, really! Zero: I walked in on you vouging to Rasputin at two am yesterday The Spine: he was Russia’s greatest love machine!! ((source is IncorrectQuotesDatabase

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The Spine: what’re you smiling about Rabbit: nothing ;) Rabbit’s head: tutant meenage neetle teetles ((source: tumblr

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Rabbit, to The Spine: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar. Rabbit: “Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett, “Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett, “Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett, Rabbit, getting increasingly agitated: “Steamer” by JimMY BUFFETT! “TREAT HER LIKE A LADY, BY JIMMY BUFFETT! “MANANA” BY JUMMY BUFFETT! “When Salome Plays The Drums” by James Buffett, “HAVANA Daydreaming” by Jimmy Buffett! Rabbit: What the FUCK happened to you?! The Spine: I had a case of the Mondays- Rabbit: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED?! You used to be my BROTHER! The Spine: I had a case of the Mondays! ((source: my brother my brother and me

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I'm just imagining an re-enactment of the "I'M AT SOUP" scene with The Spine and Rabbit and I'm giggling like an idiot.

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SPG’s 6th studio album is all done and ready to go but they haven’t announced it yet because they can’t think of a numeric name for it that doesn’t have “sex” in it.

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Rabbit: it's The Spine season.

The Spine: it's Rabbit season.

Rabbit: no, it's The Spine season!

The Spine: it's Rabbit season!

Rabbit: THE SPINE SEASON!

The Spine: RABBIT SEASON!

Zero: *jumps up from out of nowhere* IT'S ZERO SEASON! ^O^

Rabbit: ...

The Spine: ...

Rabbit and The Spine: *glaring at Zero* you're despicable.

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Zer0 has an addiction to marshmallows that he tries to hide from everyone

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Zer0 loves snow and gets seasonal depression during the winter months because it never snows in California and he just WANTS SOME SNOW.

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Something they probably said at one point maybe

Zero: Hey Spine! 

The Spine: hey, Zero- Why're you trying to hatch a ruby?

Zero: Rabbit said it was a dragon egg!

The Spine: Well, it isn't-

Steve: *in the distance* HAS ANYONE SEEN MY EGGS!?

Zero and The Spine: Uh oh

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“Come, Hatchworth. I said, come!” But Hatchworth didn’t move. He was holding up The Spine's tie, and looking at it as though it were a priceless treasure. “Master has given a tie,” said Hatchworth in wonderment. “Master gave it to Hatchworth.” “What’s that?” spat The Spine. “What did you say?” “Hatchworth has got a sock,” said Hatchworth in disbelief. “Master threw it, and Hatchworth caught it, and Hatchworth — Hatchworth is free.”

And that's why Hatchworth left.

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the bots were LYING (!!!!) when they said that the alligators had it right as far as pants and suspenders, and they know it.