overheard at the ministry

an incorrect quotes blog for stellarumlapsus-rp. characters are tagged by first names.

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Rodolphus: Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?

Severus: Oh darling, I'm not sure we have time for that.

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Regulus: When Helena walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She’s my hero.

Regulus: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting.

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Severus: You better have a good explanation for this

Rodolphus: I have three

Rodolphus: Pick your favourite

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Thea: Don’t worry. I don’t want things to be awkward. I’m gonna send him a text while he’s sleeping that says, “We’re done.”

Emmeline: Clear. Accurate. But do you feel like it’s enough?

Thea: “We’re done…goodbye”

Emmeline: Yes. That should do it.

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Olivia: We’re under attack again come on

Narcissa: WOO LETS GO BITCHES

Narcissa: Sorry I said bitches I’m just really worked up

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Alecto: I burnt my tongue on my coffee and it made me realize that it’s the ones you love that hurt you the most.

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Andromeda: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens.

Evan: What was that middle part?

Andromeda: I can make a hat.

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Lily: Marlene, please keep an eye on Mary today. She's gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Marlene: Sure, I'd love to see Mary get punched.

Lily:

Lily: Try again.

Marlene: ...I will stop Mary from getting punched.

Lily: Correct.

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Rabastan: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Regulus: I know, I know. It's bad for the environment.

Rabastan: ...It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Remus: Peter's instinct is to reach for alcohol before any other type of beverage.

Remus: This morning I watched him pour wine into his cereal instead of milk. He didn’t even realize until after he ate some.

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Narcissa: I got bitten by a snake, what do I do?

Sirius: You need to elevate and apply pressure.

Narcissa: *lifting up the snake real high* Apologize or else.

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Peter: I'm a real asset.

Bellatrix: You're off by two letters.

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Severus: We were born for politics

Rodolphus: We have great hair

Severus: And we love lying.

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Marlene: Lily, you’ll be playing the role of my mother.

Lily: I don’t want to be your mother.

Marlene: Perfect, you already know your lines