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suguru: good morning. as you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

satoru:

suguru:

satoru: ...please, go back to bed.

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satoru: how many children do you have?

suguru: biologically, legally, or emotionally? because there is a difference.

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suguru: you’ve got to learn to love yourself.

satoru: but don't you hate yourself.

suguru: yeah, but this is about you. stay focused.

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satoru: i just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now i have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

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satoru: sometimes, i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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suguru: satoru, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

satoru: it... it didn't take me the whole day...

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satoru: isn't it amazing how i can feel so bad and still look so good?

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yu: h-how do you ask someone out?

satoru: well, first-

suguru: don't ask him, he asked me out in a mcdonalds parking lot.

yu: ...and you said yes?

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suguru: ah shit, i forgot.

satoru: forgot what?

suguru: how do you expect me to answer that?

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suguru: we need a plan to beat them.

satoru: okay, listen up. first, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

suguru:

satoru: judge me all you want, i get results.

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satoru: if i die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, suguru?

suguru: uh, satoru. when i die, i’m taking you with me.

satoru: i can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.

suguru: i’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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suguru: if a demon possessed me, i’d just be like, “okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

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satoru: your smile? it makes my day.

suguru: your happiness? i live for that.

kento: a room? get one.

shoko: hotel? trivago.

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suguru, laying in bed: get out of my room.

satoru, standing just outside of the door frame: i’m not in your room.

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satoru, shooing suguru away: can you go be depressed over there? you’re bumming out my whole area.

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satoru: i have a plan.

suguru: i have the hospital and shoko on speed dial.

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kento, to suguru: when was the last time you let someone hug you?

suguru: *thinking*

suguru: 2006.

yu: 2006…?

suguru: yeah. i almost died and it really freaked satoru out so i let him hug me.