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Thank you so much for 1,000 followers!! 

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Yesung: do you think sand is called ‘sand’ because it’s in between the sea and land?

Kangin: It’s fucking 3 AM.

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*camera moves on its own*

Eunhyuk: Hae can you come pick me up? I’m scared...

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Heechul, about members: he’s so annoying and lame, why is he so stupid

Heechul, when someone else insults his members: excuse you, he is beautiful and talented as all heck, and-

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Kyuhyun: Hyung, I'm writing a report on dinosaurs, what can you tell me about them?

Leetuek: Why are you asking me?

Kyuhyun: Well you were there so....

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Kyuhyun: you're pretty dumb

Heechul: thank you

Kyuhyun: why are you thanking me????? i just insulted you?????

Heechul: all i heard was "you're pretty." im focusing on the positives in life

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Donghae : now for the big finish !!

Donghae : *cartwheels directly into a table*

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Eunhyuk, poking Donghae: wake up wake up wake up wake up

Donghae, now awake: it's 3 am are you okay?

Eunhyuk: there's a bug

Eunhyuk: in my room

Eunhyuk: can you kill it for me

Donghae: are you kidding me

Eunhyuk, on the verge of tears: please

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Sungmin: Heechul made me call people and tell them he was dead to see how they’d react.

[earlier that day]

Heechul: Is he crying? Is Leeteuk crying?

Sungmin: A little.

Heechul, grabbing the phone: You should be wailing, you stone cold bitch!

Heechul: Now call Eunhyuk.

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"Ladies,I am not a stripper,though i can understand how you'd make that mistake”

-Siwon

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siwon : hey

kyuhyun : *under his breath* i cant wait until your species is extinct

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“Always remember that you are not worthless.......organs are extremely expensive on the black market”

-Kyuhyun,probably

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Eunhyuk: I turned out perfectly fine

Yesung: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Eunhyuk: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Heechul: I have a permit.

Leeteuk: This just says “I can do what I want.”

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“You can trust my opinion because I have a lot to gain by being right and I have severe tunnel vision about achieving my goals.”

Kyuhyun probably

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Yesung: No one asked you to take your shirt off, stop volunteering to take your shirt off!

Siwon: I can’t hear you, shirt’s over my ears!

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Siwon: You’re my best friend. In the dorms, we shared a toothbrush.

Kyuhyun: I was not aware of that.

Siwon: We did.