they probably said that

run by the same person behind @drmagnolia

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Leon: Can you keep a secret?

Piers: Do you know anything about my life?

Leon: No, I do not. Good point.

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Victor: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Hop: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Bede: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Gloria: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Marnie: My moral code, is that you?

Victor:

Victor: Are you guys okay?

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Marnie: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Bede: What the hell!?

Marnie: Oh sorry, my bad.

Marnie: [whispering] Wanna help me commit a felony?

Bede: [whispering] Of course, what do you need?

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Hop: This isn’t f--

Leon: Fudging.

Sonia: Fricking.

Hop: --air. Are you guys okay?

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Leon: Sonia, I --

Sonia: You don't face anything alone in this relationship. It's not "I," it's "we."

Leon: Well, *we* are bisexual.

Sonia: Damn right we are.

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Sonia: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Piers: [taking the coffee pot as she walks by] What if you didn't?

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Raihan: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Piers: But are you shuffling?

Raihan: Everyday.

Leon: What language are you two speaking??

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Bede: Punch me in the face.

Victor: Punch you?

Bede: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Victor: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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Hop: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Bede: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

[pokemonswshbutionlyplayedsword]

I just found this blog called @incorrectswsh and every one of their posts is a banger

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Marnie: Have a nice flight!

Piers: I have no say in the matter.

Marnie: Die then. *drives off*

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Piers: The moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Obstagoon know that. That's why they howl at her, as a tribute.

Sonia: Let’s talk about your father.

Piers: No.

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Nessa: To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.

Sonia, rubbing her forehead: I’m wet, and I don’t even know it.

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Hop: Lee, do you love me?

Leon:

Leon:

Leon: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere that I won't like.

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*Hop sneaking in at 2am*

Leon, flicking on the light and turning around in his chair: Where have you been?

Hop: I- I was with Gloria.

Gloria, turning around on her chair: Wanna try again?

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Sonia: Have you ever been in love with someone before?

Leon: Look in the mirror.

Sonia: Don't dodge the question.

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Leon: Come here, I want to show you something.

Leon: *turns and walks away*

Sonia: Nice.

Leon: That wasn't it, but thanks.