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Blair: i think i’ve conquered my fear of ghosts!

Sterling: that’s the spirit!

Blair: WHERE?!?

#sterling wesley #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

April: well i made this necklace for you.

Sterling: you know i’m not really much of a jewelry person.

April: you don’t have to wear it.

Sterling: no, i’m going to wear it forever, back off.

#april stevens #sterling wesley #teenage bounty hunters #sterling x april

Blair: am i in trouble?

Bowser: take a guess.

Blair: so, no?

Bowser: have another guess.

#blair wesley #bowser simmons #teenage bounty hunters

Blair: you’ve made an enemy this tuesday.

Miles: it’s friday...

Blair: good to know.

#miles taylor #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Target: we have your daughter.

Bowser: i don’t have a daughter?

Target: then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off her sandwhich?

Bowser: oh my god you have Blair.

#bowser simmons #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Sterling and April: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Blair: *opens a soda*

Sterling: we’re having a moment

Blair: i’m having a cola

#sterling wesley #april stevens #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

April: i need to get something off my chest

Sterling: *whispering* please let it be your shirt

#sterling wesley #april stevens #teenage bounty hunters

April: i hate you!

Sterling: *in her head* enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words

#sterling wesley #april stevens #teenage bounty hunters

Sterling: im g-

Sterling: ga-

Sterling: im ga-

Blair: it’s okay take your time

Sterling: [pointing at April] GIRLS!

#sterling wesley #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Blair: welcome to the ‘fuck april’ support group, where we all gather to give a collective ‘fuck you!’ to our least favorite member of the church and most annoying individual

Blair: before we get started let’s hear some words from our newest member!

Sterling: ........so i may have misunderstood-

#blair wesley #sterling wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Blair: has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?

April. everyone. constantly

#blair wesley #april stevens #teenage bounty hunters

Bowser: what do we say when something goes wrong?

Sterling: that’s homophobic

Bowser: no

#bowser simmons #sterling wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Bowser: get me a vodka rocks

Blair: bowser, it's breakfast

Bowser: and a piece of toast

#bowser simmons #blair wesley #teenage bounty hunters

Blair and Sterling: ASKFIIWHD

Bowser: what is that?

Blair: it’s a keyboard smash

Bowser: how do i do that?

Sterling: just click anything on the keyboard

Bowser: 2

#teenage bounty hunters #sterling wesley #blair wesley #bowser simmons

Sterling: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Blair: i’m calling April

Sterling: no wait-

#teenage bounty hunters #sterling wesley #blair wesley

Bowser: you're so violent.

Blair: yeah...

Blair: but im small so it's adorable.

#teenage bounty hunters #blair wesley #bowser simmons

Blair: how long are we gonna stand here and let her do that.

April: just give her a second.

Sterling: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

#teenage bounty hunters #sterling wesley #april stevens #blair wesley

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