Incorrect Team Fortress 2 Quotes

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THE 7TH COMIC CAME OUT THE 7TH COMIC CAME OUT

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If you saw the recent posts I meant to reblog to my main, no you didn't

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Sign To Save TF2.

Attention. Stop scrolling. Can you sign this petition? It would make my day. As well as everyone’s day in the TF2 community. https://save.tf/

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Engineer: You know you can die from that right?

Spy: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point

Demoman: *drinking whisky* trying to speed this along

Pyro: *eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Ms Pauling: I am a loss for words

Scout, later: Despite being at a loss for words, Ms Pauling yelled at me for 45 minutes

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Ms Pauling: I’m a lesbian

Soldier: I thought you were American

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Scout: Wait I thought you were straight?

Ms Pauling: Please tell me what on God’s green earth I did to make you think I was straight so I can never do it again.

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Scout, to Heavy: You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not Spy

Heavy: ...

The rest of the team: ...

Scout: ... And Spy is not my dad!

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Scout: You know what? I bet they put they put the moon far away so we don’t eat it.

Soldier: You can’t eat a star, Scout

Engineer: The moon is neither a star nor edible

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Spy: I think I’d make a good father

Spy: ...

Spy: Oh shit I forgot to pick up Jeremy from school.

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Scout: *yawning* I’m still tired from all that CrossFit this morning.

Spy: It’s pronounced ‘croissant’ and you ate thirty of them!

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Engineer: What were you thinking?!

Soldier: Releasing birds at weddings is romantic

Engineer: You released ostriches!

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Scout: Remember when you dared me to lick the swing set?

Sniper: No I said “Scout don’t lick the swing set” and then you said “Don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

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Medic: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you’re blurry.

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Sniper: Do you like Medic?

Heavy: Sure. Who doesn’t?

Sniper: Over half of the people who meet him

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Ms Pauling: Soldier, while I’m gone you’re in charge

Soldier: Yes!

Ms Pauling, whispering: Engineer you’re secretly in charge

Engineer: Obviously

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Sniper, watching the news: Some idiot fought a squid at the aquarium today

Scout, visibly covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick