Felix: It's just that you can be a bit judgmental at times.
Arthur: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I've been judgemental!
Felix:
Arthur:
Arthur: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Not today Justin

Product Placement
RMH

pixel skylines
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
No title available
art blog(derogatory)
ojovivo

blake kathryn

@theartofmadeline
Xuebing Du

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Acquired Stardust
Game of Thrones Daily
occasionally subtle

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@incorrecttennis
Felix: It's just that you can be a bit judgmental at times.
Arthur: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I've been judgemental!
Felix:
Arthur:
Arthur: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
[ATP standing around a broken coffee machine]
Novak: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Carlos: …I did it. I broke it.
Novak: No, no you didn't. Flavio?
Flavio: Don't look at me. Look at Daniil.
Daniil: What?! I didn't break it!
Flavio: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?
Daniil: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Flavio: Suspicious…
Daniil: No it's not!
Andrey: If it matters, probably not, but Arthur was the last one to use it.
Arthur: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Felix: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Arthur: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Felix!
Carlos: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Novak.
Novak: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone: ...
Daniil: Nole, Jannik’s been awfully quiet.
Jannik: REALLY!?
[Everyone starts arguing]
Novak, later on: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces.
Novak: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Carlos: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!
Jannik: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.
Carlos: That's how it ends??? Why do people like it so much?
Novak, after his match with Joao: Kids are horrible, why do people keep making them?
Aryna: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea-
Iga: Those are never comforting words coming from you.
Carlos: Things could be worse, you know.
Jannik: How?
Carlos: How what?
Jannik: How could they be worse?
Carlos: They couldn't. I lied.
Flavio: I turned out perfectly fine.
Carlos: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Flavio: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Lorenzo: I figure if I'm gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess.
Jannik: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded just because I'm kind of into Carlos.
Darren: Kind of? You doodled your wedding invitations here, look, 'Jannik and Carlos Forever'!
Jannik: That's actually our joint tombstone.
Darren: …My mistake.
Vicky: Ow!
Mirra: What's wrong?
Vicky: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Mirra: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was seven.
Carlos: I'm not good at saying no, okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword.
Learner: I expected better from you.
Daniil: Well that was your fault. I have nothing to do with that.
Novak: So, you two are a couple now?
Jannik and Carlos: Yes.
Novak: Why would you do that?
Jannik: I happen to find Carlos very appealing.
Novak: Yeah, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's going on in Carlos’ head.
Elena: I’m a wild card.
Jess: What are you talking about? You're not a wild card. You're the card that you get on the top of the deck that has all the instructions on it.
Holger: I just want you to know that I will be mean to Jannik if you want me to be.
Carlos: Oh no, no. It's fine, Holger.
Holger: It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to him.
Flavio: My body is very attracted to your body
Ben:
Flavio: but when you speak my brain gets angry.
Carlos: That was annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.
Jack: You mean fight or flight?
Carlos: No, I mean fight or fight. I'm not a damn bird, Jack.