fault!

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Felix: It's just that you can be a bit judgmental at times.

Arthur: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I've been judgemental!

Felix:

Arthur:

Arthur: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.

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[ATP standing around a broken coffee machine]

Novak: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Carlos: …I did it. I broke it.

Novak: No, no you didn't. Flavio?

Flavio: Don't look at me. Look at Daniil.

Daniil: What?! I didn't break it!

Flavio: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Daniil: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Flavio: Suspicious…

Daniil: No it's not!

Andrey: If it matters, probably not, but Arthur was the last one to use it.

Arthur: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Felix: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Arthur: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Felix!

Carlos: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Novak.

Novak: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone: ...

Daniil: Nole, Jannik’s been awfully quiet.

Jannik: REALLY!?

[Everyone starts arguing]

Novak, later on: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces.

Novak: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Carlos: We can make this work! We're Romeo and Juliet!

Jannik: It didn't work for Romeo and Juliet. That play ends in a tragic double suicide.

Carlos: That's how it ends??? Why do people like it so much?

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Novak, after his match with Joao: Kids are horrible, why do people keep making them?

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Aryna: Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea-

Iga: Those are never comforting words coming from you.

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Carlos: Things could be worse, you know.

Jannik: How?

Carlos: How what?

Jannik: How could they be worse?

Carlos: They couldn't. I lied.

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Flavio: I turned out perfectly fine.

Carlos: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Flavio: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

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Lorenzo: I figure if I'm gonna be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess.

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Jannik: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded just because I'm kind of into Carlos.

Darren: Kind of? You doodled your wedding invitations here, look, 'Jannik and Carlos Forever'!

Jannik: That's actually our joint tombstone.

Darren: …My mistake.

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Vicky: Ow!

Mirra: What's wrong?

Vicky: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Mirra: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was seven.

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Carlos: I'm not good at saying no, okay? One time I left a flea market with a samurai sword.

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Learner: I expected better from you.

Daniil: Well that was your fault. I have nothing to do with that.

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Novak: So, you two are a couple now?

Jannik and Carlos: Yes.

Novak: Why would you do that?

Jannik: I happen to find Carlos very appealing.

Novak: Yeah, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's going on in Carlos’ head.

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Elena: I’m a wild card.

Jess: What are you talking about? You're not a wild card. You're the card that you get on the top of the deck that has all the instructions on it.

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Holger: I just want you to know that I will be mean to Jannik if you want me to be.

Carlos: Oh no, no. It's fine, Holger.

Holger: It's really no problem. I was already planning on being mean to him.

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Flavio: My body is very attracted to your body

Ben:

Flavio: but when you speak my brain gets angry.

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Carlos: That was annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Jack: You mean fight or flight?

Carlos: No, I mean fight or fight. I'm not a damn bird, Jack.