fault!

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Iga: Did you have sex with Elena?

Aryna: No. The opposite.

Iga: The opposite? So you…gave birth to her???

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Jannik: I’m gay and my husband's bi and there's nothing he loves more than when people ask if he's gay and he gets to say "I'm not gay but my husband is"

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Iga: I need your help.

Flavio: That's- No. I've got stuff to do, so…

Iga: You don't have any stuff. Name one "stuff'.

Flavio: …Documents?

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Carlos: "The world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

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Novak: One day, you could be a mother.

Aryna: One day? I am a mother.

Novak: IT'S A DOG, ARYNA!

Aryna: HE'S MY BLOOD!!!

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Iga: This is a disaster! The invitations are all smudged! It's supposed to say 'Carlos’ Birthday'.

Casper: What does is say now?

Iga: 'Carlos’ Bi'.

Casper: Still works…

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Flavio: Would you consider us adorable?

Matteo: No, we're adult men.

Matteo: We're cute.

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[Texting]

Jannik: Babe, I need motivation not to kill anyone today

Carlos: I can’t fuck you if you’re in prison

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Novak, to Aryna and Paula: Are you two a couple?

Paula: No, tragically, I am heterosexual.

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Jannik: And of course, Carlos was there, looking at everyone with his ridiculous brown eyes-

Flavio, whispering: Why is he talking about Carlos?

Sonego: I don't know. I asked him about the weather and somehow we ended up here.

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Mirra, writing: Dear journal, how are you? I am fine.

Mirra: …Ugh, okay, I'm not fine. You got me! God, you're good.

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Novak: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.

Carlos: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

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Ben: I can't finish this [hands over remaining food]

Flavio: I love you

Ben: Really? That's how you're going to say that the first time?

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Jannik: Carlos kissed me.

Flavio: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Jannik: It was unbelievable!

Flavio: Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD!

Sonego: Okay all right. We want to hear everything. Matteo, get the wine and shut the door. Jannik, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

Jannik: It ended very well!

Matteo, running: Do not start without me. Do not start without me!

Sonego: Okay, now let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Jannik: Well at first it was really intense, you know. And then oh god, we just sort of sunk into it…

Flavio: So were you holding him? Or was your hand like on his back?

Jannik: At first I started on his waist. And then slid up, and then my hands were in his hair-

Everyone: Awwww

[meanwhile]

Carlos: And then, well, I kissed him.

Aryna: Tongue?

Carlos: Yeah.

Aryna: Cool.

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Flavio: Carlos and I are so close we even share a toothbrush

Carlos: We WHAT!??

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Novak: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry-

Jannik: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me.

Jannik: And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Madison: Someone has to go to Coco and talk to her about her feelings for Iga.

Amanda: I vote we all look at Jess at the same time!

[Everyone turns to stare at Jess]

Jess, proud: In a way, all of you are right.