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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
dirt enthusiast
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Product Placement

if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi

Kiana Khansmith
KIROKAZE

shark vs the universe
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izzy's playlists!
Xuebing Du
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Peter Solarz
Three Goblin Art
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

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@lilpeachyfox
A drop of my art! I draw NSFW stuffs on patreon if youd like to check it out!!
https://www.patreon.com/lilpeachyfox
I’ve been workin on some NSFW bookmarks of all my characters. Full bookmarks will be posted on my patreon Slowly but for now you can get half of it here lol #nsfwart#nsfw#art#drawing#digitalart#oc#cute#pastel https://www.instagram.com/p/B6JJAchHXXT/?igshid=1besbm4rsj4hg
It’s not done yet but this is some of a big piece I’ve been workin on. A picture with all my OCs for my site! #art#drawing#digitalart#aesthetic#ocs#oc#sketch https://www.instagram.com/p/B5b1XqrnQ-h/?igshid=1m8p74ucvlxu0
it’s just one of those croissant days
we love a recovery
This doesn’t just strike a chord with me, it’s the whole gosh darn song.
You pay Netflix more than Netflix pays in taxes.
pardon?..
Context:
The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug?
The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.
She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).
So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.
you know I can respect that premise.
This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
3 inch opening: no problem
2.75 inch opening: Easy
2.5 inch opening: doing fine
2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
:insert grunts of effort here:
Taking a break…
The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
GIMME GIMME GIMME
He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
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Science
I love it
What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve
stop it steve
mood:
His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.
I’ve been making a site and drawing a lot again, here’s the header for the home screen in site ☺️ it’s not even close to being done but I’m havin fun. #art#peaches#sketch#aesthetic https://www.instagram.com/p/B5EdoIkHTeI/?igshid=p7qibykex21m
God, I wanna be claimed so fucking bad
I want someone to leave hickeys and bitemarks and bruises all across my throat and chest
I want people to know that I belong to someone
I want him to claim me and tell me that I’m his and then fucking prove it
i’m v smol… i wan snuggles and my sippy cup…. pleas….