Incorrect The Fever King Quotes

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Dara: due to personal reasons, I will be disappearing under mysterious circumstances

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Noam: where's my oscar for acting like i'm not falling apart?

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Noam: Dara gave me a get better soon card.

Bethany: That’s sweet.

Noam: I wasn’t sick, he just thought I could do better.

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Dara: Sometimes, I don’t even realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Dara: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.

 Bethany: please do not do any of those things.

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Noam: I wonder why I keep getting arrested.

Ames: I don't know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things?

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Dara Shirazi: since it’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle, i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Lehrer: I am a very bad person. I am a very very bad person. I’m horrible

Noam:

Dara:

Ames:

Bethany:

Taye:

Lehrer: “No you’re not Lehrer, we still love you Lehrer”

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Dara: Sorry I’m late, I was…*smirks* doing things 

Noam: *comes in out of breath* 

Noam: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Noam: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Dara: I’m pretending that you’re in jail.

Noam: Why?

Dara: It’s spiritually healing.

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*playing monopoly* 

Dara: I will destroy everything you love! 

Noam: What if I love you? 

Dara: Jokes on you, I've been self destructive my entire life

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No one:

Noam  Álvaro:

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Dara: Is it definitely too early for a mojito?

Ames: Dara, it’s half past ten in the morning!

Ames: *grabs coat* Course not, come on 

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Dara: I don’t care about Noam

Also Dara: 

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Dara: I’m 50% murder, 80% charm and 70% a natural mastermind 

Lehrer: that’s 200% 

Dara: i'm twice the man you’ll ever be

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Ames to Noam: Who is the big spoon?

Noam: I am a knife

Dara, walking into the room: he’s the little spoon

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Dara: I wanted to apologize. 

Lehrer: Finally. 

Dara: But then I realized I’m not really that sorry.