Incorrect The Beatles Quotes

Things that the Beatles and co. probably didn't say

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Brian: John asked me if I slept well last night and I didn’t know whether to say “good” or “okay”, so I panicked.

George M.: What did you say ?

Brian: Gay.

[estacium]

Last one last one I drew it

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Julian: *starts screaming in the middle of the night*

Cynthia: Your turn.

John: Ugh, fine.

John: *starts screaming*

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Linda: One day I hope that I'm the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her.

Yoko: The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Brian: you’re on thin ice

John, looking down: Nope, this is floor…

Brian: it’s a metaphor Lennon!

John: wrong again, it’s

c a r p e t

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

George: What time is it? I need to be home before sundown.

John:*looks at him with suspicion* Said every vampire ever.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

John: My kinks are confusion and disgust.

Paul: What ? Why ?

John: [under his breath] Fuck.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

How old is this blog?

Just over a year, I started it in April, 2019

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions?

John Lennon

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Paul: Someone keeps eating my yogurt.

George, eating yogurt: What kind of yogurt?

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

I’m not wearing my glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

John Lennon

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

I don't want to be here, I want to be a dad.

Paul McCartney

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Why must the cute ones (me) suffer?

Paul McCartney

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

George: How do I clean broken glass.

Brian: Broom.

George: Carpet.

Brian: Vacuum.

George: Big pieces?

Brian: Pick up the big pieces first.

George: Keep.

Brian: No

George: Keep???

Brian: No!!!

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

John: Okay, so I say we just go over there and be ourselves.

Paul: Well, not totally ourselves.

Ringo: We should definitely be a bit ourselves.

Paul: We could also pretend we're sort of better than we actually are.

John: Well yeah. So, I suppose what I'm saying is, we could present a version of ourselves that's less-

George: Crap?

John: Precisely.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

George: Here, try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Paul: *sips the coffee* Hazelnut?

George: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

Rory: What a small world!

John: And yet I never run into Elvis.

[incorrectthebeatlesquotes]

John, entering Paul's room: Crying in the corner, huh? Mind if I join you?