Hyperfixation Station

Lurking in the background, stealing all your headcannons.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[keruukat]

Original post: 2013

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[chessb0r3d]

What??

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

Sarcasm.

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

This is hopeless.

[chessb0r3d]

IT WAS FUCKING

HORRIBLE

[viralvdio-blog]

[laughcentre]

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous fortune

[lermisv4]

Nah, the best was this:

[myriad-of-things]

turns out the Tower of Hanoi defeats AI in real life

[myriad-of-things]

The signal velocity is the speed at which a wave carries information. It describes how quickly a message can be communicated between two separated parties.

So last November in a caffeine-induced haze, I looked at the recoil fic I was struggling to write and went: this should be a comic.

(Warning, long post)

ah yes. me. my boyfriend. and my boyfriend's giant data-eating AI that my dad made from his soul

thank you to my friends @dontrollthedicesideblog, @ischleepzzz, and @the-bok for letting me use their minecraft skins as background characters

thank you to thebok for helping me come up with the title. thank you to dice for letting me crash out in their dms

here we are throwing rocks at gay people

[harmonicseptet]

PEOPLE WHO DONT WATCH YUGIOH

WHICH OF THESE CHARACTERS IS UNQUESTIONABLY HUMAN?

(In the sense that if you ask a yugioh fan whether or not they’re human you get a “yes” instead of a “uhhh kinda” or a “no.”) (so, people who know the answer, the “sorta-kinda”s aren’t the answer you know who I’m talking about)

One is a yes, two are sorta-kinda (trick answers for people who watch the show but aren’t super into the odd detail or only saw the dub), two are definitely not.

I wanted to ask my friends this but they haven’t answered so I’m trying to trick some of you instead. (For our mutual enjoyment.)

(The numbers on the poll is the order of the pictures (left-right, top row then bottom row) bc one of their names makes it real obvious)

I asked this to my friends for fun, they didn’t answer seriously :/

1

2

3

4

5

Yugioh fan/see results

Voting ended onJun 26

[harmonicseptet]

Thanks to everyone who answered!!

ANSWERS FOR ALL OF THEM IN ORDER!!!! (There are some spoilers which is why I’m putting it below the read more lol)

1. ❌Yudias Velgear- Alien (Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!)

2.❌Ai- AI/Ignis (Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS)

3.❌Yuma Tsukumo- Human but only kind of. At the end of Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, it’s suddenly dropped that he’s part of Astral, who is an alien.

4.✅Yusei Fudo- Human (Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds) (correct answer!!)

5.❌Judai Yuki- I used his season four design for a reason. By that point he’s fused his soul with Yubel’s, and thus isn’t entirely “human” anymore. (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[beardedmrbean]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[xenvita]

he

[talaofthevalley]

I'm a simple man. I want Revolver to do a curtsy by lifting the edges of his cape like its a skirt, looking incredibly smug and enchanting at the same time.

[ghama-gotnothin]

Say less.

[talaofthevalley]

HELLO?? MA'AM???

That's such a gorgeous Revolver omg, i'm in awe. I feel liek i'm looking at the most gorgeous man on earth seconds before getting borreloaded into the afterlife

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[vaspider]

I cannot believe that this is actually something I have to tell people on Tumblr Dot Com in this year of 2026 but:

Blocking someone doesn't keep you from seeing their posts.

Blocking someone doesn't mean you won't ever see them again. You might see Blazed posts, if you don't subscribe & also have Blazes turned off. You might see reblogs of their posts or posts they have added to.

You can, however, avoid seeing their posts by adding their username to your list of filtered terms!

This has been an option since at least August 1, 2023. If you haven't updated your app in 3 years, genuinely, what the fuck, but also, you can also access it on the web, either mobile or desktop. But also you should update the app bc it's probably a security liability at this point.

Here is a post from 2023 on how to add to your filtered terms list:

Reblog by @vaspider · 5 images

💬 32  🔁 4005  ❤️ 4943 · Okay, so here's my full list. The only things blocked out are personal tags that I have blocked for like... my own p

No one but you is responsible for filtering Tumblr to your tastes.

[dragoncatkhfan]

People on this website really need to take more advantage of the filter tools in general? They always wanna go for the nuke function via block button. UNLIKE TWT TUMBLR ACTUALLY HAS DECENT FILTERING TOOLS, USE THEM!!!!!!! TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR INTERNET EXPERIENCE RATHER THAN SHAMING OTHER PEOPLE INTO DOING IT FOR YOU. I LABEL MY POSTS WITH "SPOILERS" FOR A REASON.

also twt really needs to separate the hash tags from the char count. if they're gonna pretend like they're tumblr or at least a suitable replacement for tumblr, they might as well take the initiative.

Also really. 2023 it took tumblr that long to filter out users?????? I'm glazing the filter features wtf?!?!?!

[vaspider]

People can block whoever they want. I block people if they annoy me. I block them if their vibes are off. I block them if they shame people about blocking people.

If you're still on Twitter, fuck you. :) Stop validating the Nazi bar.

I said "at least" 2023. It's older than that. I just couldn't be bothered to go find an older post.

Bye.

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[x-authorship-x]

[lermisv4]

That scene in Bleach where stick-up-his-ass Byakuya is ordered to tae Rukia and Renji back in Soul Society even though Orihime has just been kidnapped… and the moment he does he goes “alright I did my duty, there were no orders about keeping you here” and the two just leave.

[the-big-mood]

They were originally going to arrange them Mexico, Canada, USA but then some Disney lawyers appeared from the shadows. 🤣

GET THE SHIRT HERE

[the-big-mood]

I mean....

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-big-mood]

This weekend only save $3 on your order with code "TUMBLR"

[oh-no-its-bird]

Pilot dropped his water bottle underneath the console and it got stuck behind the peddles; They were talking to maintenance and asking them for a giant stick to try and poke it out from under there because obviously, that's a HUGE safety hazard. I finally bullied my way into the cockpit insisting I was small enough to try and just grab it and managed to wiggle under and get it in like 5 seconds flat.

They looked at me in pure awe. I have never felt more powerful.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Artistic rendition

[papayafromtv]

au where Jason is the one to deliver Damian to Bruce but he and Damian get into an argument on the drive over about how good at stealth missions Damian is and it ends in Jason double-dog daring him to skip the whole 'introduction' aspect of going to live with Bruce and instead to just sneak into the manor and see how long he can go unnoticed for.

Damian's claim is that the manor is so big and Damian's so good at remaining hidden that he could live in the manor without anybody else there clocking him easy. Jason just wants to see how long he can actually go because in his mind the longer Bruce goes without realising he has Damian in the house, the funnier the reveal will be. he's actually kinda rooting for Damian purely because it's funnier if he pulls it off for a really long time first. then Jason can snitch on him and the fall-out will be glorious.

he lasts about four months.

two weeks in and Alfred becomes suspicious, but chooses to believe that it's raccoons or pigeons in the attic because then he doesn't have to get involved. and he really doesn't want to get involved.

a month in and Damian almost gets caught by Tim while trying to steal some food in the middle of the night and getting cornered in the kitchen, but Tim hadn't slept in three days and was high on cold medicine at the time so he assumed that Damian was actually a hallucination of Bruce as a child, and all he did was stare Damian directly in the eye and solemnly tell him 'never ask your parents to go see a movie with you.' before going to pass out in the study.

two months in and Damian has gotten into a rhythm with it. feeling unchallenged, he starts waiting for Bruce to fall asleep in front of the batcomputer during hard cases so he can sneak out from the walls and fix whatever Bruce is getting wrong and solving the case before he wakes up.

three months in and Dick runs into him while sneaking in through a side door so he can grab some stuff from his bedroom without having to talk to Bruce, but Damian bullshits that he's one of Tim's school friends visiting to complete a school project, and Dick gives him twenty dollars to promise that he won't tell anybody Dick is in the building.

four months in and he gets cocky; starts ordering packages to the manor addressed to himself. Alfred asks Bruce at the dinner table why they've received an amazon package for 'Damian Wayne' and nobody knows what the fuck he's talking about. the next night the Red Hood snitches and asks how 'Damian's doing' and Bruce becomes convinced that Hood has the manor bugged. demands a full sweep of the building. Tim comes across Damian napping in a hammock in the attic wearing Tim's presumed-lost clothes next to a pile of supremely confidential files stolen from the batcave.

Damian wakes up and promptly tells them all that they aren't allowed to be mad because the statute of limitations for breaking and entering has passed already. Jason laughs so hard he cries.