incorrect tua quotes

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Vanya: Real strength is forgiving someone even when they aren't sorry.

Diego: No, offence, but I'd rather die.

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Klaus: What kind of spider is that?

Vanya: It’s a daddy long legs

Klaus: Alright it’s a good-looking spider, but I wouldn’t say it’s “daddy”.

Vanya: …Wait what

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Allison: What’s the height of stupidity to you?

Diego: Hey, Luther! How tall are you?

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*Mysterious Limo pulls up next to Diego*

Driver: If you care about your brother, you’ll get in this car.

Diego: Which brother?

Driver: Luther.

Diego: *Laughs and walks away*

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Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Klaus: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.

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Klaus: I just want someone to take me out

Allison: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Klaus: Surprise me

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Five: What did I tell you about snooping?

Klaus: That there should always be a lookout.

Five: Good! Go wait in the hall.

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Ben: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Klaus: What's wrong with sticky nut juice?

Ben: Everything. Every-fucking-thing.

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Five: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Luther: This just says "I can do what I want."