Incorrect Unprepared Casters Quotes

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Beryl: Remeny and I are having a kid.

Lottie: That's gr-

Remeny, slamming adoptions paper on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Foq: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Rian: you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Aster, trying to lift up Russ after he fell asleep: damn, how did he get so jacked?

Quinn: when he was younger, someone told him exercise alleviated anxiety, so he started doing pushups and basically never stopped

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Aster: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Quinn: You're like 15 years old

Aster: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Fey: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Annie: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Fey: But pink.

Annie: And it's hot.

Fey: PINK!

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Deb: How do you do that?

Mister: I’m fearless.

Deb: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Mister: I’m mostly fearless.

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Bombyx: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Bombyx: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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@baileyondemand my god you are so correct, Tightrope changes the context entirely!

Brb gotta go cry now

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Robyn: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Ash: You were flirting with Lyndell.

Robyn: So what? She’s my girlfriend.

Ash: You asked her if she was single.

Robyn:

Ash: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Lottie: Why are Remeny and Beryl sitting with their backs to each other?

Kix: They had a fight.

Lottie: Then why are they holding hands?

Kix: They get sad when they fight.

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Thavius: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Annie: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

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Omen: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! … And this knife I found.

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hi! Are you still taking submissions for quotes?

I am! If you've sent any submissions I haven't seen, I apologize, I only get notifications for them on desktop and I use mobile 99% of the time. I'll try to get on desktop at some point within the next couple days to check.

One of these days I plan on going through the incorrect quote tag and making up a bunch more, but my job has me pretty busy so I don't have a good estimate on when that will be, but I have been meaning to post more again soon! In the meantime, submissions are a great way to give this blog a push to get it up and running again!

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Bombyx: The early bird gets the worm but the late bird gets a slightly worse worm. There are worms everywhere. Who cares. Sleep late. Do not let the worms decide your lifestyle.

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Beryl: Is something burning?

Remeny: Just my love for you.

Beryl: Remeny, the toaster is on fire.

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Kix: Beryl, think about this! I’m your hottest friend- no, Remeny. I’m your nicest friend- no, Lottie. I’m… I’m your friend!

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Foq: I'll just be me, I guess.

Rian: Please, do ANYTHING but that.