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Is everything alright? I miss your posts

yes!!! we’re both just very busy right now, hopefully we’ll be able to start posting regularly soon <3

-mod leo

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Hey, I'm starting a Benutio blog, dedicated to the true romance story that was never shared, and I was wondering if I could reblig your quote; I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.” Mercutio

And this one; “I don’t have a crush on Benvolio! He’s just someone I stare at and I like, and when he’s not here, it ruins my day.” Mercutio

Of course!! Reblog as many as you want! :)

-Mod Leo

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i would love to see more rosaline related content :)

more rosaline? you’ve got it!! we’ll try to find some quotes that fit her asap :)

-mod leo

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as a literature nerd who's studying romeo and juliet in english class right now this makes me so very happy thank you

i’m glad we could bring a smile to your face!! good luck on your classes :)

-mod leo

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Benvolio:So what you’re saying is you can’t explain it.

Mercutio:I did explain it.

Benvolio:No, you used nouns and verbs together in a pleasing but illogical format.

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Mercutio: That helmet looks kind of lame.

Benvolio: You know what’s not lame? Safety.

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Oh, Romeo, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.

Mercutio

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Mercutio: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Benvolio: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

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Mercutio: You use your brain too much.

Benvolio: I'm sorry, are you advocating that I use it less?

Mercutio: Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.

Benvolio: You just came up with that.

Mercutio: As I was saying it.

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Escalus: You’re crude and unprofessional.

Mercutio: I’d like that on my tombstone, please.

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Mercutio: I dislike you, capisce?

Tybalt: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Mercutio: W-What?

Tybalt: Because... you’ll be dust by Monday.

Mercutio: Um...?

Tybalt: Because... you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. And the cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

Mercutio: So... what’s on Monday?

Tybalt: Well, ‘cause... it’s Friday now, and she has the weekends off, so... Monday.

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Romeo and I would sometimes hum the same high pitched note and try to get Benvolio to make an appointment with the ear doctor.

Mercutio

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Look, Mercutio and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.

Romeo 

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It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm.

Benvolio

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If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’ over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

Mercutio

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Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or in hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance - a homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Mercutio

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I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being gay, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.

Mercutio