Incorrect VE Schwab novel Quotes

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Rhy: Can you keep an eye on Alucard? Hes going to say the wrong thing and get himself punched.

Kell: Sure! I'd love to see Alucard get punched!

Rhy: Try again.

Kell, sighing: I will stop Alucard from getting punched...

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Victor: If I die, please give Eli my regards.

Marcella: What should I tell him?

Victor: Regards.

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Alucard: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?

Lila: Breakfast burrito. But yeah.

Alucard: I pity your dentist.

Lila: Jokes on you, I don't have a dentist!

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Holland: Kell and I have this kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's...

Kell: Sentences.

Holland: Please don't interrupt me.

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Eli: Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule.

Eli: But that rule is negotiable if the kid is a dick.

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Victor: I love murder mysteries.

Eli, trying to impress him: I have been lead suspect in five murder cases.

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Victor: Don't worry, everything will be fine.

Sydney: How can you say that?!

Victor: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Eli: If I die, I will write „nothing is set in stone“ on my gravestone as both a witty pun and a subtle reminder that I will be back.

Victor:......

Victor: "If I die?"

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Eli: I just heard that actions have consequences.

Eli: Can we change that?

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Eli runs by

Victor: Let me see what you have.

Eli: A knife!

Victor: nO!