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If you want me dead, Kill me yourself, you Coward!

D'Ablo, before ever near-death experience.

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God wanted me dead, now you get to find out why!

D'Ablo

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Useful life skills

Otis: *explaining how to remove bloodstains from clothing* Vlad: oh, cool, this will come in handy for the next time get stabbed. I don't have to throw out the shirts I like anymore. Otis: Eh... I was hoping more for the times you go feed from actual humans. Vlad: I feel like getting stabbed is more likely... Otis: *sighs* yes, it will also work for the times you get stabbed. Otis: please stop getting stabbed by the way...

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Recovery

Vlad: *see's D'Ablo* Vlad: How- why are you here... I thought you died! D'Ablo: ... D'Ablo: I got better

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Submissions? 👀👀👀

Yes! Sorry this took so long, works been a bit out of control with everything going on.

But i do accept submissions for the blog.

:3

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Can I go back in time and kick my own ass?

Vlad

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Give me $50, I'm fucking robbing you.

Jasik

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Out of all my descendants, you are my least favorite.

Em @ Tomas

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They say that the only things garunteed in life are 'death' and 'taxes'. But, to be quite frank, I like to think I proved that wrong by avoiding both.

D'Ablo

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D'Ablo: Hoe dont do it...

London's President:...

D'Ablo: don-

London's President: *Set's Washington D.C on fire in 1814*

D'Ablo: OH MY GOD!

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You can do just about anything as long as you have at least one knife.

Ignatius

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One Universe, nine planets, seven oceans, seven continents, over 800 islands, 204 countries, and I have the unfortunate displeasure of running into you.

Ignatius @ Vlad

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hi!! im glad to know youre still doing well! i think about this blog every so often lol. i lowkey wish covt tumblr was still as active as it used to be. ❤ i hope you have a fangtastic day!!

Thank you! i'm always glad to know people enjoy this!

thanks! i'm happy to hear you enjoy everything!\

 And i wish it was more active as well, I guess I came into the fandom a little to late...

BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME!

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I'm 3 ounces of whoop ass!

Em

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Fuck you! I am not an 'Adult'! I'm a child with a fucking drinking permit!

D'Ablo

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Nice

cop: can you describe the man who stabbed you?

Vlad: yeah. he wasn't very nice.

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Did you really break into my house just to tell me that I'm to stupid to exist?

Vlad @ D'Ablo