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[swarnpert]

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New Loyalist-exclusive dialogue between Sylvanas and Nathanos discovered (Via)

(Skirdus)

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Warchief!

[silver-soo]

The day Garrosh Hellscream became Warchief

Sure this been done before but whatever xD

Sorry, talking about Garrosh and Vol’jin on twitter made me do this xD

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Garrosh: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?

Thrall: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops.

Thrall: Unless they happen to be power bottoms.

Gallywix: What's a power bottom?

Garrosh: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.

Thrall: Actually, you've got it backwards. A power bottom's generating all the power by doing most of the work.

Gallywix: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?

Garrosh: I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

Thrall: Speed has everything to do with it.

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Every blood elf: “this is so ethnic! i feel like im in a tribe! It’s from zandalar right? zandalar?”

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Jaina: You sure you're not gonna be spotted?

Anduin: My cover makes me invisible.

Anduin (disguised as Rhonin): Now no one will make eye contact with me.

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*gunshot noise, everyone freaks out*

Nesingwary: So sorry, new ringtone.

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Thalryssa: So what kind of elves are you?

Talanji: The troll kind.

Thalryssa: Oh, the originals.

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Illidan: *mocking Malfurion* Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be BORING.

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Garrosh: How much postage does it take to send a letter to Stormwind?

Sylvanas: Who is it going to?

Garrosh: Stormwind.

Garrosh: It says, "Dear Stormwind, fuck you."

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Sylvanas: What's that horrible sound?

Thrall: Children.

Sylvanas: Ugh, your life is gross.

Sylvanas: My life is amazing.

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Anduin: I've been thinking of becoming a paladin or-

Jaina: You know what, shut the hell up. I just wanna get fucked up. *chugs bottle of wine*

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Illidan: But you have to...be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously*

Illidan: Man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool saber mounts. C'mon, luck be a lady tonight!

Illidan: *crosses fingers and gulps* S-so...*adjusts blindfold and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal?

Tyrande: holy fucking shit dude

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Garrosh: Have you gone to the vegan bakery?

Thrall: No, I've not been there.

Garrosh: It's awful. They have these...breakfast cupcakes, and I swear they tasted like sand.

Garrosh: I was like, "Excuse me, this is very sandy," and I asked them, "What did you put in it?" And you know what they said to me?

Garrosh: Sand.

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Vol'jin: I don't know anything about drugs. The most I ever did was like, a pot cookie back on Darkspear Isle. And there like, wasn't even any pot in it.

Lor'themar: So you ate a cookie on Darkspear Isle.

Vol'jin: Yeah.

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Lorewalker Cho: We'd appreciate it if you didn't fuck with the Sha.

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Garrosh: Eat my ass, Sha!