Incorrect Why Don't We Quotes

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Zach: i love you

You: i love you too

Zach: i love you more

You: i love you more than you love me

Jack: i’d love it if you two didn’t do this in the fucking group chat

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Police: Where do you live?

Zach: with my friends

Police: Where do your friends live?

Zach: with me

Police: …Where do you all live?

Zach: together.

Police: Where is your house?

Zach: next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Zach: you won’t believe me if I tell you.

Police: Tell me!

Zach:

Zach: next to my house

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Jonah: I made tea.

Jack: I don’t want tea.

Jonah: I didn’t make tea for you... This is my tea.

Jack: Then why are you telling me?

Jonah: It’s a conversation starter.

Jack: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Jonah: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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[Zach in school.]

Teacher: You were supposed to hand in an essay on current events.

Zach: Yeah, which I did.

Teacher: No, this is today’s newspaper with your name written on the top. In crayon

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Corbyn: Well, who do we know that has handcuffs?

Jonah: Well Y/N and I-

You: [Elbows Jonah]

Jonah: …wouldn’t know

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Corbyn: Just take your things and go!

Daniel: Ugh, fine.

Daniel: *picks you up and leaves*

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You: I want to spice things up.

Zach: You know I'm allergic to Chili

You: No, I mean in the bedroom.

Zach: It doesn't matter in which room I eat it, babe I'm still gonna be allergic to Chili!

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Zach: What exactly does that mean? 'Friends with benefits'?

Zach: Does (Y/N) provide Jonah with health insurance?

Jack:

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[At you and Daniel’s wedding]

Daniel, pulling out bread: Hello everybody, I’d like to make a toast!

Audience:

You, whispering to Christina: Do you think it’s too early for a divorce?

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Corbyn: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Zach: What if it bites me and it dies?

Corbyn: That means you’re poisonous.

Daniel: What if it bites itself and I die?

Corbyn: It’s voodoo.

Jack: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Corbyn: That’s correlation, not causation.

Zach: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Jonah: That’s kinky.

Corbyn: Oh my god.

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Daniel: Here you go. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Jack: It's cold.

Daniel: Nice cup of coffee.

Jack: It's horrible.

Daniel: Cup of coffee.

Jack: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Daniel: Cup.

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Corbyn : Stop fighting or I will turn this car around!

Zach: We’re in the living room

Corbyn: It’s just a saying

Jack: …It’s a saying in a car.

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Jonah: Dude, there was the biggest fucking nerd sitting in your seat yesterday.

Corbyn: That was me with my glasses on...

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Jonah: I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie your mother made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Zach: No, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff. Bacon, doughnuts, Halloween candy, not saying thank you...oh, my god!

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You: Math is one letter away from meth and guess which one I'd rather do.

Jonah: Remove the last two letters of meth and then you have something you should be doing.

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Jack: I'm going to Taco Bell. You want anything?

Daniel: I want a loyal girlfriend

Jack: Yeah I got like 12 dollars

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Jonah: Well at least if I die I'll die doing what I love most

Zach: And that would be?

Jonah: Dying