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[whendidmythoughtsgocrazy]

And if I'm meant to be alone, please take away my desire to be loved.

k.b. // unknown

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Ben Skywalker: You know you've made it when you see your face everywhere you go.  Luke Skywalker: Those are our wanted posters. 

[incorrectx-menquotes]

I’m not a nepotism hire if my dad doesn’t like me.

Pietro Maximoff

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Grigor: Your workout is my warm-up. Xenia: Yeah, well, my petty crime is your high treason, so fuck off.

[incorrect-legendyoungelites]

So apparently these ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

—Day

[deafblindshorty]

Karen: Sheldon, please, just two words. That's all I need. Plankton: Love you? Karen: Love you, too, but that's not what I meant. Plankton: Ugh. Fine, I'll behave.

[incorrectlasthours]

Matthew: You losers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Alastair, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Matthew: BLOCKED.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: Why be sad when you can be dad?