Incorrect Red Wings Quotes

Just some things that the Detroit Red Wings may or may not have said Requests, asks, and submissions are open!

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Niklas Kronwall: This season, we lost my dear friend, Hank.

Henrik Zetterberg: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Kronner: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice...

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In honor of reaching 400 followers, we offer you this poorly made edit of the Grand Rapids Gryffindors.

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RIP Petr and Tomas, the only two Red Wings with a personality

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Come for the shitty banner I made in MS Paint, stay for the shitty descriptions of people’s blogs! I’ve been wanting to make this for a while and have been procrastinating (what’s new) but I recently reached my next hundred followers so I decided that’s as good of an excuse as any to be productive. These blogs are not necessarily mutuals or even people I’ve talked to before, just some good ol’ blogs with some red wings content that I find helpful, informative, entertaining, etc. ad nauseam. 

Any blog with a * after it is a blog that, to the best of my knowledge, solely posts red wings content. That way if you’re only interested in checking out blogs like that, you can do so. Alternatively, if you don’t like the wings but maybe wanna see what else these folks got goin on, you can do that too. In no particular order and placed under a read more for your viewing pleasure.  Bon Appétit! 

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Luke Glendening: Have you been yelled at by Hank yet?

Riley Sheahan: I'm not afraid of him

Luke Glendening: So that's a no.

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RIP Riley Sheahan

He’s not dead, but he was traded to the pens

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Why is Jonathan Ericsson Daddy?

does this answer your question

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Tomas Tatar: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos

Petr Mrazek: why bro?

Tomas Tatar: So our friendship never floats away

Petr Mrazek: bro

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Fuck the pens

Every Red Wing, probably (via incorrectwingsquotes)

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Ref: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.

Justin Abdelkader: I will politely decline.

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Jonathan Ericsson: Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.

Darren Helm: Can’t hear you, shirt’s over my ears.

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Henrik Zetterberg: If you see Riley, send him this face. *stares blankly* He'll know what it means.

Luke Glendening: ...Okay.

Luke, later: Hank wanted me to send you a message. *stares blankly*

Riley Sheahan: *sighs* ah, the neutral face of displeasure.

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Tomas Tatar: Why are we just lying on the ice?

Petr Mrazek: Some guy knocked you out, so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we're chillin

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Dylan Larkin: I made a marshmallow Zetterberg. His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other forwards for annoying him. Do you like it?

Henrik Zetterberg, choking up: It's fine

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Jimmy Howard [writing in his diary]: Dear diary, how are you? I'm fine.

Jimmy:

Jimmy [groaning and continuing]: Okay, I'm not fine. You got me. God, you're good.

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Dylan Larkin, flexing: See these arms? Wii Sports Resort.

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Dylan Larkin: What’s your favorite cop movie?

Justin Abdelkader: Robocop. It’s got everything I like - gratuitous violence,

Dylan Larkin: ...

Dylan Larkin: Oh. I thought you were listing things.

Justin Abdelkader: I was. I’m done.