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Serah: Hope, how could you do this to Snow? You two are so close that I occasionally have nightmares of you running away together. Hope: Where do we go? Snow: One time we went to the mountains. Hope: Oh, I hope it was summer. I’m not that big a skier.
Sprocket: (internally) Wait, holy shit, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Sprocket: Do you know what they call a famous turtle? A shellebrity.
Widget: (cracks up) That’s really funny!
Sprocket: (internally) Okay, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.
Hippie Randy: “Cathy Carlson gets along with everybody. She even gets along with the greasers.”
::Cathy passes a group of greasers and they all do a synchronized snap in her direction::
Randy: “I never get a synchronized snap from the greasers.”
Gage: Come on, what's the worst that could happen?
Brandon: We could die.
Effie: Here you go, babe. *hands Haymitch a killer hoagie* I know you love foreplay but I only have five minutes so I made you a sandwich. *lies down and strikes a seductive pose*
Haymitch: That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!
Effie: Over here, Haymitch.
Haymitch: *averts his gaze from the sandwich* My bad, baby. *stuffs his face and jumps onto the bed*
Shane: [Letting Rose beat him at arm wrestling] Aw, damn it! You won!
Svetlana: [Absolutely wrecking Ilya’s shoulder and slamming his hand down at full force] DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET ILYA? DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR!?!?
Illario: I know what’s best for Treviso. I know it, you know it, the other Talons know it. And guess what? Viago knows it. Although damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.
Lucanis: I don’t think that’s true, cousin.
Illario: Viago! it’s hotter than hell in here.
Viago: Freezing!
Illario: Great coffee though!
Viago: Nug piss!
Illario: Rook is an incompetent suck up.
Viago: No, Illario, in fact, they’re one of the finest young Crows I’ve ever had the good fortune of training.
Illario: You’re witness. *leaves*
Rook: *so excited they look like they’re about to piss themselves*
Lucanis: Are you okay?
Rook: Viago finally called me a Crow!

Silna: You'll be okay, Marshmallow.
Goodsir: Do you call me "marshmallow" because I'm soft and easily flattened?
Silna: Well, yeah... But if it makes you feel any better, it's also because you're very white.
