#source: scrubs

[antiquarianfics]

Luffy: You’re my best friend! We share a toothbrush!

Y/N: …

Y/N: I was not aware of that.

Luffy, grinning: We do!

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Wei Wuxian: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?! Jin Ling: Ouyang Zizhen: Lan Sizhui:  Lan Jingyi: All the Lan disciples:  Wei Wuxian: Okay, fine. It’s like crack to me.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Bob, could I ask you a question?

Bob: Yeah.

Yelena: Why are we lying on the ground?

Bob: You got knocked unconscious in that last fight, so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin'.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: You're my closest friend. I mean, we share a toothbrush.

Natasha: I was not aware of that.

Clint: We do.

[thepitt-incorrect]

Langdon: *hugs Robby, inhaling deeply* you smell like a father figure.

Robby: I am literally begging you to stop.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Kaz: you’re a twenty-nine year old man who writes in a journal with a drawing of a unicorn on it

Jesper: actually that’s a horse with a sword on his head. He guards my hopes and dreams

[vivienaaren]

James: I’m the smartest, wisest, most handsome hogwarts student

Regulus: Your hand is stuck in the vending machine

James: I paid for my mars bar. I’m getting my mars bar

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Kate: Anthony, I love you more than Newton.

Anthony: That is literally the most romantic thing you’ve ever said to me.

Kate: I know. It’s even a little hard for me to say, but it’s true.