I just want to punch god in the face

Things that were definitely said by the cast of Youjo Senki. Feel free to submit your own

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Tanya: WHAT?? You want ME to do something for you?? Wait, it involves death and bloodshed? Count me in!

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Empire solider: You’ve fought for king and country, you’re gonna die over the last cup of coffee?

Tanya, fresh from the front, huddled over a soggy, lukewarm inch of liquid with dubious origins: Someone is.

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While intellectually I wish for world peace, spiritually I have tasted hell, and I know I cannot go back.

                -Tanya Degurechaff

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Tanya: Being X gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. 

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Tanya: “Ethics? Morality? Conscience? Funny how they all go out the airlock when we need something.”

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Tanya: Like I said, kids are cruel, Lieutenant. And I am very in touch with my inner child.

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Weiss: (talking about Tanya killing Anson) Then she beat Anson to death with his own skull.

Erich: What? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Weiss: That's exactly what Anson kept screaming.

(*Flashback to Tanya repeatedly beating Anson to death with his own skull*)

Anson: This doesn't seem physically possible!

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Tanya: Do you guys ever get anything done, or do you just stand around and talk all day?

Glanz: We don't get paid enough to do stuff.

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Tanya: Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?

Glanz: Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?

Tanya: That's exactly it, lieutenant. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Lieutenant Serebryakov here is in charge of confetti!

Glanz: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, ma'am.

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Tanya: You know, Lieutenant Weiss, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all thats happened to me, you know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. You should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant or an idiot or know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Imperial, or because they're Republican, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

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(while on a scouting mission against the republic, Tanya and Lieutenant Weiss find a place to spy on some enemy soldiers.)

Weiss: What are they doing?

Tanya: ...What?!

Weiss: I said, what are they doing now?

Tanya: God... damn! I'm getting so sick of answering that question---

Weiss: You have a fucking rifle; I can't see shit! So don't bitch at me because I'm not going to just sit up here and play with my dick---

Tanya: Okay, okay, look: they're just standing there and talking. Okay? That's all they're doing--- that's all they ever do--- is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So five minutes from now, when you ask me, "What are they doing?", my answer's gonna be, "They're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!"

Weiss: ...What are they talking about?

Tanya: You know what? I fucking hate you.

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300 followers and an update

So, many of you might think I died or got bored and left. I didn’t. I’m just so tired all the time that I never look at this blog. I do want to thank the now 308 of you who are following me and somehow that count is still growing in number every day even though I don’t post often. and to do that, I’m gonna go on a themed quote thread for a few hours. Who here likes Red vs Blue?

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Tanya: (talking about manipulating Strategic HQ) I can convince them to do it.

Viktoriya: How?

Tanya: Same way I get anybody to do anything: I find what they’re emotionally invested in and I exploit it.

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Tanya: (to Anson) It's cute that you think that you're gonna outlive me

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I keep my friends close and my enemies dead

Tanya Degurechaff

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Erich: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish?

Tanya: Major Rerugen, I have never had a death wish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally can even die.

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Dr. Schugel: Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.