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Akane: The universe does not want me dead. Akane: It does not want me happy, but it does not want me dead.

#source: knights of the old republic #zero escape #akane kurashiki

Alice: Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men. Clover: I’m confused, what is left… Clover: Oh nevermind, lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right. Alice: You really forgot your whole brain. Phi: She was listening with her pussy.

#source: tumblr #zero escape #alice (vlr)#clover field #phi (ze)#nsfw text

Just wanted to say this is exactly what I needed after finishing ztd, junpei's WHAT TIME IS IT literally the first thing in years to make me have to leave a room cos I couldn't hold in my laughter and don't get me started on the sigma squad shinanigans, you're awesome keep up the good work

Thank you! those are probably some of my favorite quotes as well

-Mod Luna

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Akane: I constantly update my will, because the person who’s face I want my ashes thrown in keeps changing.

#source: twitter #zero escape #akane kurashiki

[crime scene] Seven: They took the stolen cars to the chop shop. Junpei [nodding]: Like a karate dojo. Seven: No, like a place they cut up cars. Junpei [imagining karate chopping a 2015 toyota tacomi]: Such power...

#source: twitter #zero escape #seven (ze)#junpei tenmyouji

Aoi: Akane’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. Lotus: Boys? Akane: Homicide.

#source: the addams family #zero escape #aoi kurashiki #akane kurashiki #hazuki kashiwabara

Quark: Sigma, listen carefully. Life is a journey. Sigma: Uh huh? Quark: That's all I've got. I don't have advice. I'm ten.

#source: bobs burgers #zero escape #quark (vlr)#sigma klim

Mira: Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered please give me a call. I am very discreet, I have no code of ethics. I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people. Doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.

#source: rick and morty #zero escape #mira (ztd)

Phi: Good morning mom let’s get this bread. Diana: Please send me a picture of the bread you want and I will see if Walmart carries it. Love you!

#source: tumblr #zero escape #Diana (ZE)#phi (ze)#100

Junpei [each time after solving a puzzle]: The circle of stupidity is complete.

#source: homestuck #zero escape #junpei tenmyouji #submission

Akane: Carlos, are you a fire hydrant? Carlos: 👍 Akane: Because that dog is peeing on you. Gab: 👍 Carlos: ☹️

#source: tumblr #zero escape #akane kurashiki #carlos (ze)#gab (ztd)#wow first emoji post #submission

Alice: I’d say it’s only a matter of time until one of us commits murder. If I had to guess, I’d say it will be me. Phi [glaring at Sigma]: You’re underestimating my rising desire to kill. Zero III: Why are you all still alive?!

#source: danganronpa abridged #zero escape #alice (vlr)#phi (ze)#Zero III #submission

Alice: The pizza’s here. Clover: Oh, boy! Ah, Alice, I hope you don’t mind… I played for you while you were gone. Don’t worry… I only lost twice! Alice: …I was downstairs for two minutes. We’re playing Monopoly. Clover: I may have made a few risky investments. Light: She tried to build a, and I quote, “tower citadel worthy of my sorcery” out of about twenty stacked hotels. On jail.

#source: paranatural #zero escape #alice (vlr)#clover field #light field #submission

Sigma: Phi, how old do you think I am? Phi: Age doesn't matter. You can die at anytime. Sigma: ...

#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #zero escape #sigma klim #phi (ze)

Luna: I’m trying back port stuff with my boyfriend, so I guess this brunch isn’t totally bottomless. Alice: You are a freak and I love it! Clover [desperately]: Tell me what it means. Alice: I will not.

#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #zero escape #luna (vlr)#alice (vlr)#clover field #nsfw text

Sigma: [clicks pen] Phi: [clicks pen in response] Dio: Stop that. Sigma: Stop what? Dio: You’re talking about me in Morse code. Phi: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. [Later…] Sigma [to Clover]: That’s… exactly what we did.

#source: the office #zero escape #sigma klim #phi (ze)#dio (vlr)#clover field #100

hello! on desktop your theme has pale grey text on a white background and its very hard to read - you might want to think about changing it. I love these texts but my eyes hurt by page 3

Thank you for changing it! the black and white one was better than the current blue one bc the text is grey on this one. btw im on page 54 so i'm powering through regardless

yeah, sorry about that! i’d left it on the default theme for so long without considering it might be hard to read;; good luck powering through, i’m still going through a few theme iterations, but it’ll def keep it on black on white text :D

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