Wanna Bet?

twenty something who drinks a lot and rants a lot Search my 'cute mutuals' tag to see all my beautiful irl/url friends!

[increase-the-frequency]

What's the longest you've spent locked?

About a week but I had to take it off for work. Would love to see if I could last longer

[crashbandacoochie]

fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[gaytotodile]

someone cumming on my face would fix me, actually

[nalahoney]

[bell123456789000]

Ask away, I’m an open book~

[goonologistphd]

A gay film about a guy who can't grow body hair at all and all his friends have body hair and it's like an ugly duckling type story

[plumslices]

When youre completely naked in the ocean then youll get it

[increase-the-frequency]

Turns out I’m still alive (those marks on my face are the mirror but somehow placed perfectly on my face…)

[figged-newtons]

beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕

[holegoods]

talking with mutuals? 😍

sharing porn gifs with mutuals and saying “what if we 👀”? 🥵💯

[seraphrain]

there’s horny & then there’s fantasizing about public sex horny

[agaywolf]

And then there’s actually having public sex horny

[increase-the-frequency]

Turns out I’m still alive (those marks on my face are the mirror but somehow placed perfectly on my face…)

[fkclou]

anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

[vodkasucio]

ask me

[punkrock-bottom]

I assume you want to be tied up and forced to serve a depraved older man

This would literally fix me in ways nothing else ever could

[scotlandeep]

is it show me your hog friday?

[psyduckscience]

saturday works fine too

[were--ralph]