im back, bitches !

danny, 29, they/them

[gaytotodile]

alright tops say it with me! 👏 dont 👏 forget 👏 to give 👏 your bottoms 👏 head 👏

[nerdreamer]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[mimimimimimimiii]

[bugmuscle]

One of the many, many great failures of the gaming industry today is not offering consoles in multiple colorways like they used to. Where is your fucking whimsy. Where is your goddamn joy. Why is the Switch 2 jet black with little visible accent color to speak of. Why is the PS5 only white. I'm sick of everything

[relentless-storm]

This is what they stole from us

[bogology]

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[ashes2caches]

the trans girl who’s always scared is wearing a really cute outfit that’s a little outside of her comfort zone right now. you have to tell her that she’s pretty or she’ll explode.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[dogcunt]

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[dragongirlbunny]

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

[dragongirlbunny]

we even have a The Plague

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[terraswallows]

"Estrogen Guy"