Completely and utterly mediocre.

Chris. 30s. UK. He/Him/They/Them. Cat person. Remarkably unremarkable human. used to be @megashuckle insta: @a_poor_decision if you know, or have met me in real life... no you haven't.

[the-poor-decision]

[sharkgirldick]

Licking his cunt like it's stamps.

Is that anything?

[sharkgirldick]

WAIT.

LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[wiiwheel]

Here's how rina sawayama can still win...

[justbeinglonely]

loved this little nod to the comics!

[ucanbanything]

Thank you for the wonderful ride, Alice!

[strangerfeet]

Christian Hogue

[calicearcano]

[thememedaddy]

[pigalotti]

[segamascott]

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[lilmissbasil]

jirachi day 7.7

[fabricacorporum]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[sweetestart]

[thememedaddy]