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joshua: hi i just wanted to let you know that in this house we don't support transphobia, homophobia... what's another phobia?

jeonghan: we don't like spiders either spiders are ugly.

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minho: you gotta admit, i've been on my best behaviour this trip.

woojin: you've punched changbin three times and tried to get in a fist fight with seungmin.

chan: to be fair that is better behaviour than last time.

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felix: oh my god.

changbin: what?

felix: we're doing that thing that couples do and wearing matching clothes-

changbin: for the third time this week, felix. the stylists chose these and we're ALL matching.

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seonghwa: you're sick, your temperature is 104.

san: if i was sick, could i do this-

seonghwa:

seonghwa: what are you doing?

san: cartwheels, am i not doing them?

seonghwa: *softly* no.

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*first day as bartender*

customer: i'll have a dry martini.

yohan, staring at all the liquid ingredients: i don't know how to tell you this.

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yohan: hey!

everyone:

yohan: everyone's bones are wet.

wooseok: why would you say that?

yohan: no one said hi back.

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jisung: do something fun then. blow up the house or whatever.

changbin: how have you survived this long?

jisung: dumb luck and a deal with the devil.

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jaehyun: *walks into the bathroom and sees mark laying on the floor*

jaehyun: dude you can't sleep in here.

mark: then why is it called a restroom?!

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hyunggu: i just ended a 5 year relationship.

changgu: omg are you okay?

hyunggu: it's okay, it wasn't my relationship.

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*at the movies*

jackson: i snuck some snacks.

mark, opening his jacket: yeah me too, i brought some chips-

jackson, clutching some ramen noodles: do you have any boiling water?

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yangyang: what goes and never comes down?

kun: the amount of stress you bring into my life.

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woojin: what're you doing up so late?

hyunjin, on the phone: just talking to a friend.

woojin: oh ok.

jisung: *on the other line* dude i just stapled jeongin to the fucking ceiling holy shit.

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hui: and remember, even if you feel like no one is listening to you god is there for you.

wooseok: huh okay...

*later that night*

wooseok: in the name of the father, son, holy spirit amen... yeah that bitch yesterda-

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johhny: have you heard of murphey's law?

mark: no.

johnny: if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

mark: oh. well, have you heard of cole's law?

johnny: no, what is it?

mark: thinly sliced cabbage.

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yohan: out of every universe there is i had to live in one without magic and superpowers.

hangyul: yeah but this one has dippin dots

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youngjae: are you okay?

mark: *does finger guns*

youngjae: that's... not really an answer-

mark: *does finger guns as he slowly backs out of the room*

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changbin: she was poetry, but he couldn't read.

felix: his name was jared, he's nineteen.

jeongin: when his parents built a very strange machine.

hyunjin: watch the scene dig the dancing queen.

jisung: aaaay macarena.

seungmin: horrible job everyone.