just a nerd guys

i read far too many xreader 19 boo!

[spicymochi]

your month, your seal!

[meo-eiru]

Excuse me, Himbo Male Dragon who wants to be your housewife and have your children???

Please. Meru. I'm begging you on my hands and knees.

Show me the one who wants to become my beloved wife.

Here's a quick doodle

Doesn't have a name at the moment (I feel like we've already established that I suck at finding names) but basically, he's a dragon hybrid who's one of the very few remaining. Because of that he's not really familiar neither with his own kind nor humans.

When you first find him he gets scared and hides away but with time you manage to get him to warm up to you and he proceeds to get super clingy. He wants to be your wife and wants you to impregnate him even though it's biologically impossible, "We can find a solution with the power of love!" he says.

He cries when you leave him alone to go to school or work and tries to sneak into your room to feel less lonely, so you end up having to gift him your pillows and bedsheet so he can smell those and feel calmer. He also then brings those to his humble cave to build a nest for you two.

He has been one of the ocs I've been enjoying spinning in my head since imagining him being all cute and stupid is relaxing. Unfortunately I don't really have plans for adding him to the cast at the moment since I'm busy with the game + his personality and story might overlap with Silas'.

[softaestluv]

Simon Riley’s old now.

He’s got crows feet and forehead lines. His knees and ankles pop when he stands. And his visions gone to shit.

His doctor prescribed him glasses.

He hates them.

They fog up when he drinks tea in the morning and in cold weather. They gave him headaches, at first at least. He can’t even take a nap without them getting in the way.

And yet, there’s not a day he regrets wearing them. Not when he can finally see you clearly again, in all your flesh and glory. Finally see the curve of your nose or the corners of your lips turn when he kisses you without having to squint.

He’ll wear them everyday for you.

[indeliblewillow]

this is very self indulgent and very much based on my experiences but i hope it’s still good

minor mentions of unintentional sh

Simon Riley who loves autistic reader wholeheartedly

Big man is unbothered by your stimming, even appreciates it at times because of how it reflects your emotions. The floor vibrates slightly and he sees you jumping around, “Sumthin good happen, love? Jumping round all happy like a kangaroo.”

Or a distressed reader who pulls at their hair, hits themselves, or scratches and he can see clearly how you feel. He reacts immediately and always with concern but he’s so very gentle about it.

His wardrobe is free rein, big, soft and comfortable t-shirts and hoodies are always available. Simon himself is a little sensitive to fabric textures, so his clothes are easy to wear. If he catches you naked and crying because all your clothes rub painfully along your skin that day, he’ll cover you in his most comfortable shirt and kiss you softly.

Sits with you on silent days, narrates himself softly sometimes, “Thinking bout what we should have f’r lunch, sumthin warm now that winters hitting harder,” but mostly just stays present with you. There’s always a jigsaw to puzzle together, a book to read, a game to play that can entertain you and him together.

Simon likes random facts anyways but he especially likes whatever facts you know of your special interest. He likes what you like, it’s important if you say it’s important. “Mm, really? Didn’t know that, keep goin’”

Keeps a stock of any sensory items you might need at any time, he likes to be prepared. His voice is its own sensory comfort honestly, deep and quiet.

Simon doesn’t bother with what ifs, he loves you like you are nothing else matters. Life with you is unusual and peculiar at times but it suits him. Being with you suits him well. Simon finds himself brighter with you, happier in a lot of ways.

[indeliblewillow]

nsfw it’s a lil suggestive

Roommate reader who moved in with Kyle a few months ago and he’s just so stunning and the charm exudes off him

Reader who is just so horny, so desperate for Kyle to lick, touch, fuck any piece of them because he’s just so effortlessly good looking and he treats you like a gentleman but god you wish he wouldn’t

Kyle does it on purpose. He just likes to tease a pretty thing like you, wants to know how much you can cope with before falling apart.

More than once has walked around the apartment shirtless with trousers hanging low and you practically drool. He does it all with such ease that it doesn’t even feel intentional, you feel almost guilty for staring. “You alright, love? It doesn’t bother you when I’m shirtless right, jus natural for me.”

One time he pushed it and came into the living room in just a towel, freshly showered with his happy trail on display. Sucking dick might not be your forte but seeing him like that you’d like to get some practice in.

It gets to a point where you have to keep retreating to your room to get yourself off before coming back to interact with him. Kyle knows, he’s far more perceptive than an average person.

Kyle finally takes pity on you when you stop being able to function normally around him. The way he talks is sweet in all kind of demeaning way, “Been a stressful week, hasn’t it? You want to work off some tension? I’ll take real good care of you babe.”

He proceeds to fuck you dumb and to be fair your stress was definitely relieved.

[indeliblewillow]

141!Birds

i went through the uk list of birds a-z for no reason so here is my best attempt at characterising these stupid men into birds i’ll probably write a few more bits and bobs with them as birds

Long Eared Owl!John Price who is a sight to behold truly, unnatural orange eyes that judge harshly with long ear tufts that makes his face very distinct and pretty brown feathers with darker brown feathers. His bird call is very attention grabbing, he uses it to keep everyone in line. Takes care of his boys silently and secretly.

Carrion Crow!Simon Riley who believed himself solitary like many of his kind until he met his flock. A large, intelligent crow often wary of people and places till he knows they’re safe. His feathers used to be a mess because he could never find the effort but after Johnny’s persistent annoyance, Gaz’s gentle ribbing and John’s gruff advice he started to keep them in good shape.

Kingfisher!Johnny Mactavish who sometimes has to dye his stunning aqua blue and orange feathers when on missions because they don’t match the environment. Johnny has a routine to keep himself looking good and he’d never admit it to the others but there’s a reason his feathers are soft and never a strand is out of place.

Starling!Kyle Garrick who is absolutely stunning with his dark iridescent feathers flecked with white specks. He gets a kick out of lightheartedly teasing these guys. Out of everyone he most enjoys preening the boys feathers and having the boys preen his, it’s very much a bonding activity for Gaz. The stupid bastards are his favourite people.

[indeliblewillow]

Simon Riley going to the airport with Reader is a well thought out mission.

He’s four paces ahead of you at any one time, a big man has big strides already but airport Simon is on another level.

He holds the passports, insists on it, “course I trust you, jus wanna make sure it’s nice and safe” and obviously he’d never lose your passports (if you ignore that one time he forgot his passport and had to ring Johnny in the middle of the night to drive it over in time)

Simon’s bags are always stopped. Does not matter how many or how few bags he has or how strategic he is with packing security always flag him and check his luggage. Catch him grumbling as security rifle through his things and try not to laugh at the poor sod.

He follows you around in duty free, whatever you’re looking at or smelling he’s right behind you. You drown his wrists in perfume and he just accepts his fate as your test subject. “Yeah, yeah smells luvly, whatever you think is right.”

Somehow always guesses your gate number correctly it’s like a sixth sense, he can just pick a number and you check the screen and yup he’s right.

And a little extra about you both on the flight, no one’s paying extra money to book their seats so y’all end up with seat roulette. Simon is chronically uncomfortable, he just doesn’t fit in the tiny packed together seats of an airplane.

With any luck, if the flight’s looking pretty empty, you get a row all to yourself and make your way over to pick Simon up, who’s currently squished between a loud teenage boy and an old woman half falling asleep on him. Looks up at you with pleading eyes because, “Please love, I can’t spend the whole flight like this.” You take pity and bring him back to your free row.

Hope any of that was enjoyable, never done one of these before but I thought it’d be fun and I like the idea of a domestic Simon going on holiday with someone he loves. I was envisioning manchester or liverpool airport just cus i’ve been there

[indeliblewillow]

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