Tali'Zorah

"No. This is not a ‘coffee machine.’ It is a QOV. It vents thermonuclear drive core radiation. It does not 'make coffee.' Still, I'm a Quarian. Using this, a machine that does make coffee, and some element zero? I could have it making precision jumps through the Mass Relays in no time." Independent RP blog for Tali'Zorah, of the Mass Effect fandom. Please read the disclaimer.

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Independent, semi-selective Tali’Zorah roleplaying blog.

10+ years of RP experience, 3+ on tumblr. This blog is a reboot of my previous Tali blog.

Friendly and approachable mun always open to Skype-sharing and plotting.

Multiship/multiverse (if at least moderately familiar with your character’s universe)

Will do banter (with and without icons), para, multi-para, novella.

Ask/Submit friendly.

OC friendly. Will interact with all Shepards as well.

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“You’ve treated me like everyone else on your crew. Like an equal. That means a lot.”

-Tali’Zorah vas Normandy

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I- - - - Iseult (ɪˈsoʊld) Shepard

     I- - - - An independent Mass Effect Fem!Shep Blog

Earthborn — Sole Survivor — Vanguard — Renegade

10+ years roleplaying experience, 2+ on tumblr.

Open to crossovers and AUs

OC/Ask/Submit friendly

Mun has Skype + Steam + GMail; will share with mutuals

Does all formats: Banter, Banter + Icon, Script, Para, Multipara, + Novella

Will interact with almot any fandom (a handful of exceptions apply; see rules page)

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-Iseult Shepard

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Follow this new, awesome Legion!

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Hello, lovely followers. Just a quick heads up that I will not be posting much over the next five days, as I will be on Vacation until the 20th. (Yay Chicago!)

See you all then! Feel free to tag me in stuff though, as I'll be doing swaths upon swaths of replies when I return. May do some occasional banter on my phone in the meantime, though. If you're into that sorta thing, of course.

Wink-wonk.

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They’re not exactly a fellow… Her name’s Ariana.

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... oh. [Coughs, blinks, and tilts her head up] Well. That is unexpected, but no less adorable! So, tell me about her? How long have you two been leaving one another neck-souvenirs?

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[ she sighs. ] Alright…it’s a hickey.

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[Makes a sharp Quarian squeal into her filter] Oh Shepard! That's so cute! ... So, who is the lucky fellow, hmm? You haven't mentioned anyone!

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…Maybe?

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Oh, "maybe"? So it's not? [Theatrical huff, shrugs slightly] Well. I do have a bio-scan script that could hide it if it was, but... Since you don't seem to think it is, I suppose you won't be needing it...

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Exactly how is that going to help open a jar?

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Oh Shepard. Shepard, Shepard, Shepard. Your omnitool can do so much more for you than simply stab into things that you want to die. It can also o--... [Peers, head tilting] ... wait. Is that a hickey?

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          [ dramatically tries to open a jam jar to no avail ]

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[Clears her throat] Ah-ah-ah-hem. I have a script for that, if you'd like.

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Visit Original Link

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Avicii // "Wake Me Up"

Feeling my way through the darkness Guided by a beating heart I can't tell where the journey will end But I know where to start

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But how is insulting other Tali blogs by calling them standoffish any better?

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I cannot control what anons say, my friend. Case in point. I would personally not claim any Tali blog that I know of to be “stand-offish,”even if an anon might. In fact, in the same ask, I linked virtually every Tali that I follow and encouraged that others also follow them, because they are all wonderful people.

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Mordin Solus: http://xenoscience-studies.tumblr.com/post/71924125861/shepardval-playingwithashadow-replied-to-your

Tali’Zorah: omg XDDD

Tali’Zorah: MORDIN NO

Mordin Solus: hehehe

Mordin Solus: hey — he managed to seduce aria freaking t’loak

Mordin Solus: That’s when you know you’re smooth.

Tali’Zorah: … but why tho

Mordin Solus: why did he seduce Aria?

Mordin Solus: Wouldn’t everyone? :P

Tali’Zorah: Must be neurochemical.

Mordin Solus: Exactly.

Mordin Solus: Aria’s milkshake brings the asexual boys to the yard.

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using y = mx + b to find the slope of that ass

"That is neither witty nor particularly complimentary, since that formula is used to find the slope of straight lines. You basically just compared my rear to a flat board using math.”

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I wish to extend an invitation to festivities which will be taking place within my trousers. No need for an RSVP. Simply come as you are.

"Oh, keelah…”

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I have been following you for a while, and I have to say... You're one of the friendliest Tali blogs out there! I'd prefer not to name names, but some of the others seem... Standoffish? :( You've been nothing but sweet and polite! Not to mention, your grasp of the (American) English language is superb... Unlike someone we both saw passing through earlier.

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I make an effort to respond to everything that comes to my inbox, and I further make an effort to play with all fandoms that express interest in interacting with me. :) It’s not something you need to thank me for, it’s just something that I do. Your comment was very sweet though. People like you are why I keep anon turned on. However!

If you’re looking for other Talis, these are all excellent choices to investigate.