I KIN THE ULYSSES OGRE

there is much pain in the world but not in this room canarypost.bluesky.social

[industryhbo]

delilah 21 it she

i follow from quackitytheduck

my voice repeats what you all say: i love you i love you i love you

happy baby puppy world today

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[my-dailydreams]

[butchtwinkboydyke]

@delilahnation

[riisinaakka-draws]

That moment when you notice what Muldoon’s tattoo says.  ಥ‿ಥ

I needed some more Black Sails angst and reminiscence while waiting for the final season… Also me atm: Please hold my hand, too.

[lichfucker]

[image description: a painting of a stormy sea. in the center of the piece is a circle of rope, with a different scene inside it like a window. the scene inside shows the cargo hold of the Walrus as it floods. Silver’s shoulder and arm are visible, grasping onto Muldoon’s hand– the only part of Muldoon that’s above water. on the back of his hand is a tattoo of the word “Life.” end id]

[wizard0rb]

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

[wizard0rb]

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

[wizard0rb]

happy birthday to the only video game ever

[wizard0rb]

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

[spendabuckq]

??????👀

[inimeitiel]

Mysterious huge off putting baddie I think I pulled by being cheerful and a very good hunter 🥰

@ivanhoenineteenninetyfour

[samreich]

who did this to me

[vincentpriceofficial]

It absolutely kills me that Niall was just like going to a secondary location with Ruben and locking ourselves in? Okay yay ❤️ but also I do understand because I think he probably thought it would be something like the last time they had something really heavy and awful hanging between them and had to hash it out aka the hospital scene. Like yeah something violent and awful is probably going to happen to me but then it’ll be over. And he’s had this hanging over him for four years now I’m sure there was a part of him that was like, let’s just get this over with and then I can go back to my life

[vincentpriceofficial]

like at the beginning when he's like "do we really have to do this on my fucking wedding day" he's still like. pissed off his wedding is ruined more than he's thinking he's literally about to die

[vincentpriceofficial]

all his behavior makes perfect sense to me if we assume he thinks he's about to be beaten up and/or raped rather than murdered. like if you think this man is here to Kill You you leave, call the cops, etc. but the other stuff he's already been through and has already established his patterns of behavior around none of which involve Making A Big Deal Of It

[ssaalexblake]

now we have to have a tv movie where doctor billie piper is gunned down and promptly killed by the american healthcare system, only for her to regenerate into slutty paul mcgann again.

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[industryhbo]

give that man a womb wednesday

[parthenogene]

as the economy in iran is rapidly collapsing under the weight of amerisraeli war, worsening sanctions, and indefinite internet blackout, queer and trans friends of mine are facing increasingly dire economic conditions. some friends and I are trying to raise funds to keep them afloat, particularly trans women facing acute housing insecurity

if you are able to spare anything at all, it would go a really long way. inflation and currency exchange is so bad that $50 could pay someone’s rent in tehran for an entire month, so every little bit counts

please write ‘donation’, and please don’t put any country or city names in the description 🙏 we are endlessly grateful for your generosity, it truly saves lives

Paypal: @nojin

Revolut: @nojanv

[theside-b]

[3liza]

[meyerlansky]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) ↳ now we can find out what it's made of!

[peglarpapers]

the gracerocky sex tape that earth receives in the beetles is not actually a sex tape as such it’s a blurry whiteboard half in frame in the back of a video log created on day 26 of chain making after they’ve both gone completely insane. most of the whiteboard is covered in absolutely incomprehensible handwritten equations save for a single clean patch in the bottom right corner which has a straight up xenonite dildo suckered to it. just like left there absentmindedly. this of course triggers perhaps the first galactically significant rpf speculation in history

[manyblinkinglights]

#like people are on twitter being like can you freaks stop being culturally insensitive it’s probably like a really mundane eridian tool.#quote tweet you know who else is a mundane tool. you for entertaining any other possibility other than that rock getting it in.

[rainbowryland]

“War, famine, pestilence, and death. Astrophage is literally the apocalypse. The Hail Mary is all we have now. I’ll make any sacrifice to give it even the tiniest additional chance of success.” – Eva Stratt, page 431

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. by Christopher Miller & Phil Lord