@yossyislandd
Jules of Nature
RMH
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sade Olutola
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

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Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
todays bird
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Show & Tell

if i look back, i am lost
Noah Kahan

Origami Around

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@yossyislandd
@yossyislandd
slides my sarcophagus lid off slowly and ominously. can i have some apple slices please
why does he get to choose what candy goes where? it really isn't fair at all.
green aliens are apples and yellow aliens are bananas
I TRIED.
I LOVE YOU
Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?
sex as fuck
Opening a cafe called "I Want You...." where when you walk in the barista just looks at you like this
And you're not allowed to order
asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.
the "i love fat women" shit would be so much more believable if you weren't stepping on fat women's throats while we try to speak about fatphobia
skinny women on here have some issue where they believe that they are gracing us with their fetishization so we should just shut our mouths when the women that matter talk.
his shape
the concept of this being posted under my cock pic
game idea: one of the enemy types you can encounter is dog type. you can tell if an enemy has this type because it will either be called a "doggy" or a "puppy". they will drop dog enzymes and dog medicine. dog medicine can be used on an enemy dog to heal it mid-battle, which provides no benefit to the player
more than anything i want a world where a trans girl realizing she is a trans girl faces zero fear from that realization and subsequent coming out. Where she can say "Oh sweet, I can just be a girl? Sign me up!", no worrying if shes girl enough, no worrying if society will accept her, no worrying if she'll be an attractive girl as she transitions, no worrying at all in any way shape or form.
This is transfeminism!
can someone turn this into an alien cat i'm not very good at photo editing. bonus points if you make a yellow one too